Virus Alert

[cody]

this sounds like no other music I've heard before. Definatly not rush or styx though.

The pitch changes in Al's voice are brilliant!

and for those who are interested about what the song consists of:

SPOILER it's all about the horrible things this new virus will do to you. such as:

"legally change your name to regie"
"cause a major rip in time and space, and leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place"
"make you physically attracted to sheep"
"give your poodle a hickey"
"invest your stock in Euro-Disney"
"make your ipod only play Jethro Tull"



and for the life of me, I can't understand this lyric in the chorus. he says it so fast it's impossible for me to tell what he says

"VIRUS ALERT! ????????????????? someone gets hurt!"

what does he say?!?!

[Ovitz]

and for the life of me, I can't understand this lyric in the chorus. he says it so fast it's impossible for me to tell what he says

"VIRUS ALERT! ????????????????? someone gets hurt!"

what does he say?!?!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt.

Took me a long time to get that, too.

[scottandjoc]

I haven't heard it yet either, but from everyone's descriptions, it sounds like it draws from mainstream progressive rock of the late 70s/80s - like Yes, Styx, Rush. Prog rock itself is so scattered and broad that it's hard to pinpoint (much how everyone seems to be with this song).

Can't wait for the 26th.

[cody]

but in a way it also has a "digital" feel to it. It's got very high piano in the background the whole way.

Al's volcas durring the "hole in the ground" part (towards the end) are awesome. Very hard to classify.

I don't think any of the comparisons posted so far have described it good.

[weirdalfan95]

This song's awesome. My question is, does the part when Al sings "Virus alert" does it sound like one his own songs? It sounds VERY familiar, yet I can't put my fingure on it...

ETA: The part I'm talking about reminds me of Midnight Star... Dunno why, just does.

[Funbox]

I'm with you on the Midnight Star, too. I hear it as well.

[Al's #27 fan]

Woo, I'm on a roll! Here are the lyrics, typed up, for everyone's convience... SPOILER Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning ‘cause I found out this morning about a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, “stinky cheese”
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will…

Translate your documents into Swahili,
Make your TV record Gigli,
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry statically
Look out!
It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups, too,
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It’ll make your keyboard all sticky,
Give your poodle a hickey,
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash now, or else it will…

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That’s right, it’s a…

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you’ll wish you’d have never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn,
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down,
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground,
Bury it completely – rocks and boulders should be fine,
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Hit send right now!

Does anyone think I should tackle TitDT next?

[The Doctor]

I didn't know there were rappers dedicated to Twinkies....
Luckily, the music will make the lyrics make more sense...
I can't wait to hear it on the 26th!!!

[Funbox]

Twinkie wrappers.

Oh, and to all the Virus Alert haters... get this. This is my favorite song on Straight Outta Lynwood. Eat that.

[weird_el]

A couple corrections

SPOILER Make your TV record Chili, should be "Gigli"
Nurture your pets, should be "neuter"