World of Weird Al Yankovic

Welcome to another demoralizing edition of Moral of the Story! Where I give you a song, and you tell me what you learned!

Last time out, I asked for morals based off CNR. Everyone who submitted a moral gets a stylish black fedora. As the Learned Person of the Week, Mystik Tomato gets the fedora and a blow up manatee.

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With that out of the way, may I direct your attention to this round's song:

Perform This Way

For my sample moral, I humbly submit the following: I learned that it's pretty hard for someone named Weird to Outweird Lady Gaga

There you have it. Happy holidays, merry everyone. See you next time!

I've learned (from the video at least) how a performer can appeal to the all too hard to reach "wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man" demographic. As Al and Lady Gaga have apparently shown us, they really seem to like fire, bikinis and self mutilation.

I learned that a Taj Mahal could be worn on the head.

I learned you can buy a stuffed porcupine on eBay for $600.

Dave