World of Weird Al Yankovic

I learned not to let flatulence stop you from romance!

I learned that Styrofoam peanuts can sound oddly sexual if taken the wrong way.

I learned that if you ever get stuck in a drive-thru, at least try being stuck with a girl who has not her monthly problems.

I learned that I don't want to associate myself with any blond half Asians.

I learned to never listen to a music video with my volume cranked up.

I've learned to generally avoid people who try to fit more than one speedo on their person.

I learned to just stay the hell away from craigslist.

Keep 'em coming for Craigslist. New TMOTS tomorrow night/Sunday morning

I learned that an old wheelbarrow, a slightly used sombrero, and a stapler can fetch quite a prize on Kraigslist!

Lookatme! I'm actually updating on time!!!


Last week (OK, a week and a half ago....Hey, I was...giving extra time because of the holiday. Yeah, that's the ticket), I asked for morals about a site where morals are often not found, Craigslist! All you people who provided morals get a handful of styrofoam peanuts. The learned person of the week gets them all: KRHbacon!


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For those needing a refresher course, the rules are on the first post of this topic. This week, continuing down the Internet Leaks trail, our song is Skipper Dan


My sample moral: I learned that I'd still rather have Skipper Dan's job than be unemployed.

Get to those morals people! Be a great week!