Have A Good Weird Al Quote

Post by **KnottyEmily** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:51 am

Jessica Simpson: That's why me and Nick as a couple have worked so good....
Al: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's why Nick and I had worked as a couple so well. Good grammer's important, missy, don't you EVER forget that!

Al: Could you please touch my poodle?
Jessica Simpson: We're not going to touch that.
Al: Touch it! Touch my poodle! Touch my poodle!
Jessica Simpson: Ok, enough already.
Al: Come on, just touch it one time. One time.
Jessica Simpson: It's just the one time.
Al: You touched it! You touched my poodle! Thank you for touching my poodle...Did you know that the poodle is the largest mammal on earth?
Jessica Simpson: I didn't even know that.
Al: It's true. And this particular poodle is the Governor of California
Jessica Simpson: I...didn't know that he was.

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:34 am

That's one of my favorite too

Dragital · Post by **Dragital** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:13 pm

KnottyEmily @ Jul 19 2007, 11:51 PM wrote: Al: You touched it! You touched my poodle! Thank you for touching my poodle...Did you know that the poodle is the largest mammal on earth?
Jessica Simpson: I didn't even know that.
Al: It's true. And this particular poodle is the Governor of California
Jessica Simpson: I...didn't know that he was.

These four lines crack me up the most.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:54 pm

I love how serious Al looks when he says "Govenor of California." You almost believe him.