World of Weird Al Yankovic

I wish Prince would die already.

Granted, but then Al wouldn't have anyone to annoy about not letting Al do a parody of one of their songs.

I wish I lived in the Hollywood Hills.

Granted, but you have to live in the "A" in the Hollywoodland sign, and the Land part falls off.


I wish I knew what I was talking about.

Granted, but then your allure wouldn't be as alluring.

I wish there were purple apples.

Granted, but then there would have to be green peaches, and who wants those?

I wish Zelda from "Albuquerque" was real.

Granted, but than Al would be nothing more than a divorce statistic.

I wish Al's name was really Alan.

Granted, but now he has 2 chipmunk brothers named Simon & Theodore & they sing in really hi-pitched voices




I wish Weird Al had lazer-beam vision.

Granted, but he would lose control of them and accidently burn a hole through Bermuda during a live show.


I wish that Al would let my band open for him at least once.

Granted, but a 12-year-old would come up to you after the show and yell "YOU SUCK!" in your face.

I wish The Authorized Al was updated and republished.

Granted, but it will only be available in Swahili.

I wish I could go back in time and of seen the world premiere of UHF.

Granted, but then Bin Laden decides to hit your house while you are showering instead of the twin towers.

I wish Poodle Hat was never released.

Well @ Well, Well,Nov 30 2006, 06:00 PM wrote:
I wish Poodle Hat was never released.

Granted, but now you have an angry horde of Al fans after you!

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Just kidding!

I wish Al had his star on the Walk of Fame.