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I wish Prince would die already.

Granted, but then Al wouldn't have anyone to annoy about not letting Al do a parody of one of their songs.

I wish I lived in the Hollywood Hills.

Granted, but you have to live in the "A" in the Hollywoodland sign, and the Land part falls off.


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Post by Well, Well, Well »

Granted, but then your allure wouldn't be as alluring.

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Granted, but then there would have to be green peaches, and who wants those?

I wish Zelda from "Albuquerque" was real.
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Post by Well, Well, Well »

Granted, but than Al would be nothing more than a divorce statistic.

I wish Al's name was really Alan.
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Granted, but now he has 2 chipmunk brothers named Simon & Theodore & they sing in really hi-pitched voices :P




I wish Weird Al had lazer-beam vision.
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Granted, but he would lose control of them and accidently burn a hole through Bermuda during a live show.


I wish that Al would let my band open for him at least once.
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Granted, but a 12-year-old would come up to you after the show and yell "YOU SUCK!" in your face.

I wish The Authorized Al was updated and republished.
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Granted, but it will only be available in Swahili.

I wish I could go back in time and of seen the world premiere of UHF.
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Granted, but then Bin Laden decides to hit your house while you are showering instead of the twin towers.

I wish Poodle Hat was never released.
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Well @ Well, Well,Nov 30 2006, 06:00 PM wrote:
I wish Poodle Hat was never released.
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Granted, but now you have an angry horde of Al fans after you! :killed: :killed: :killed:

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Just kidding! :P

I wish Al had his star on the Walk of Fame.
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