World of Weird Al Yankovic

I don't think Al will lead an army of robots into Toronto.

Quebec, maybe. Toronto? Never!



Al will never have his head cryogenically frozen. At least not until he's finished using it.

Al will never ever put on fake bunny ears, dip his arms in chocolate, shave his eyebrow, tear off one pant leg, and....oh wait a minute....nevermind!

Parody "White Christmas".

I would love that. Al doing my other favorite singer's best song? That's pure gold!

Which favorite singer would that be, scottidog? White Christmas has been done by about 27,000 artists already! Do you mean Bing Crosby?



BTW, I think it would be really awesome if Al did a Christmas album featuring original music and parodies of classic Christmas songs.

Do you mean Bing Crosby?

He's the only one who's ever done White Christmas well.



Of course I mean Bing.



I annoyed my mom a lot when I was growing up with my insistance that we watch every single Bing movie that came on. And that was back when we only had one TV. I just love Ba ba ba bing!



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Al will never ride with the Hell's Angels.

Al: Gee Suzanne, I really need some new material. Wanna marry me? It'll be great for the act!

Suzanne: Ok.

I like the True Love theory better.

Some evidence against the Marriage for Comedic Effect theory is that if that's why he married her, he's been seriously underutilizing a quality resource. One parody wedding photo on the website? Hardly seems worth the trouble. He must have had private reasons for believing it was a good idea to go ahead and propose and get hitched and have a kid with ten toes.

wait...shouldnt this be in the polls and games forum? um and i dont think we'll see our boy go on stage with RHCP and sing bedrock anthem with them

As long as he doesn't move to Alabama. I like him as a Californian.

Al will never decide that architecture is his true métier.