The Moral Of The Story

[DonnaNoble]

I learned there is now power more powerful than the Power of the Waffel!

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

I learned the importance that people find in the world's greatest waffle recipe.

[Teh Dingo]

OK, group meeting.

There's far too much negativity on this board these days. The moderators are, quite frankly, scared of where this board is headed.

I've been in my closet crying and calling for mommy, Anth has holed himself up in a compound with guns and dehydrated food, Dave went hungry and gnawed his arms off last week.....it's insanity.

We must return to simpler times. We need a return of values, a return of faith, a return....of MORALITY!


You can go back to the first post for the rules, but here's the gist of how this game works: I give you a song, and you tell me what important life lesson you took away from said song. Whether it be funny, thoughtful, serious....well, really just funny...this is Al we're talking about. At the end of the round, I'll hand out fabulous fakey prizes, and also pick my most Learned Person of the Week!

Last year (...wow ), the round was for Waffle King. Everybody who played gets a box of Eggos and a cd of MST3K's Waffle song. The Learned Person gets all that and that Sledgehammer sample...you know that...like, doodoo doo doodoo? That thing...jerAl!

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Since I don't feel like seeing what songs I've already done, I'll go with a safe bet I know we haven't done, since the song wasn't even around last year:

Whatever You Like

My sample moral: I learned that everything will be alright with the world, as long as we have Top Ramen.

Have at it, my pretties. See you next time!

[JEDM]

I learned that it's really all about the Washingtons, and not all about the Pentiums.

[Jigawatt]

I learned that I've spent way too much money on women in my life -- I apparently could've been getting away with much less!

(and + a billion on the forum-related stuff)

Adrian

[Mystik Tomato]

I learned that the economy might leave skid-marks if you don't flush.

[DonnaNoble]

I learned that I'm gonna need to steal a LOT of napkins to afford my lipo suction...

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

I learned laundromats give cheap entertainment.

I learned the relative distance between Cousin Phil and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

I learned how to make Top Ramen.

I learned stealing your neighbor's cable can get free channels.

I learned, by piecing the song together, Al has rolled seven dollars - all in ones - into the "fat" plastic billfold.

I learned the girl in the song has dated guys to cheap to take her to Wal-Mart.

And...
I learned the standards aren't too high to become a Miss Ohio contestant.

[amzo39]

I learned there was such a thing as a seven-dollar bill.

[Big Spoon]

I learned the true meaning of tatter tots.