The Moral Of The Story

WaffleQueen27 · Post by **WaffleQueen27** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:39 am

I learned that the magical number 27 even adheres to Al's underwear-changing habits.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:48 am

I've learned that the joke saying "whenever buttered toast drops on the floor, it is always buttered-side down" applies to Al's eating.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:54 am

I've learned to never eat any food Al might give me, because he might have dropped it.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:56 am

I've learned to keep nose-trimmers away from my dates' curious selves.

WaffleQueen27 · Post by **WaffleQueen27** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:16 am

I've learned that my cat probably needs a bath now. (And I should've washed my hands after petting it.)

Post by **Elvis** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:15 am

I learned that if you kill someone's goldfish, you can just replace it with another one.

Dave

Post by **childofthespiral** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:35 am

Elvis @ Oct 30 2007, 09:15 PM wrote: I learned that if you kill someone's goldfish, you can just replace it with another one.

Dave

And they'll never notice.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:40 am

I learned that impregnating another woman just isn't as great a concern as using the first woman's toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout. The nerve!

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:18 am

^lol

I learned that all the pleading in the world doesn't subdo the tiny fact that it was not a cold sore....

Women....

Post by **yankochick38** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:22 am

I learned that although Al likes working at a great big office, he doesn't necessarily enjoy those 'stupid office picnics'.