The tour dates are currently locked up in a vault somewhere in an underground bunker, with the highest security in the nation guarding it.
Never fear, Agent E is currently on a top-secret mission to infiltrate the compound and steal the list. She'll then return here and share with us.
Plan B is where she kidnaps Bermuda and tortures him (Don't worry.. she won't hurt him.. much.) until he agrees to posts the dates on weirdal.com.
Which happens first, and how long it'll take, remains an unknown variable in the plan.
I'll keep you guys updated as things develop.

Silence will fall.