Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

[Supermeat2005]

Granted...
He's the man born without a head...

I wish Al would go to the biggest ball of twine in Minesotta!

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but he's the Incredible Frog Boy. And, boy, is he on the loose!


I wish Al would teach me how to play the accordion.

[JEDM]

Granted!!

But your accordion breaks

I wish Al would do a show in France...just so he can sing 1 certain song

[avesjohn]

Granted, but then the French are immediately offended, and Al is forever banned from the country...until he reverses the lyrics so that he's an idiot in France but a "Genius In America."

I wish Al could, through the power of music, make the U.S. and France friends again.

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but these two countries become obsessed in the file-sharing internet site craze, and come together from "Wi-erd Al" Yankovic-h.


I wish Al would get every file-sharing website abolished.

[JEDM]

Granted!

But then you dabble in other illegal activities....

I wish Al would outlaw drinking, so nobody would drink and drive

[Supermeat2005]

Granted, but then organized crime reaches a new high, gangsters roam the streets, and we go into another depression (in all meanings of the word).

I wish Al could magicly stop drunk drivers...

[JEDM]

Granted!!

But MADD stops Al from living

I wish Al was a gymnast

[louietheweaselfaceddogboy]

Granted, but then he buys himself a warehouse full of pink leotards and it is a finacial flop.



I wish Al would get the TV networks to pay their workers in this writers strike.

[Supermeat2005]

Granted, but now any hope of an increased attention span in American children is....
Ah, nevermind...

I wish the TV networks would clone Al and get them to write for all the new shows!