World of Weird Al Yankovic

Moral time!


Last time out I asked for When I Was Your Age morals. Everyone who played gets a bus pass and a pair of pants. The Learned Person gets all that and a dirt sundae: jerAl!


Woo hoo!

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If you haven't played or just want a refresher course, Here's a link to the bling blingin' rules








Yep....I want your Spam morals

Got a problem with that?






My sample moral:


I learned that Spam is a miracle invention, sent to Earth by powers beyond our comprehension to make our lives easier.

I'd post the moral I learned, but if I did, it would only be construed as by the mods.

Good etiquette prevents me from answering your question, I'm afraid.

I learned that I don't really like pork from a can.

I learned that sometimes it just might be better not to know what you're eating. "Mystery Meat" sounds better than... yeah.

- Laurel -

I learned that junk e-mail is spiced meat, and comes in cans.

A dirt sundae! wooohooo!

Spam: the new duct tape.

I learned that the new brown upholstery in my mom's car is actually a nutritious, pork-in-a-can treat!

I learnt that taking more money with you when you go shopping helps you buy more products, like spam

I learnt that the key is there to open the can

I learned that Spam doesn't sound very appitising...