The Moral Of The Story

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Teh Dingo
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Post by Teh Dingo »

Moral time!


Last time out I asked for When I Was Your Age morals. Everyone who played gets a bus pass and a pair of pants. The Learned Person gets all that and a dirt sundae: jerAl!


Woo hoo!

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If you haven't played or just want a refresher course, Here's a link to the bling blingin' rules




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Yep....I want your Spam morals

Got a problem with that?

:spam:




My sample moral:


I learned that Spam is a miracle invention, sent to Earth by powers beyond our comprehension to make our lives easier.
You have quickly thought up such matchless phrase?
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Post by avesjohn »

I'd post the moral I learned, but if I did, it would only be construed as :ham: by the mods.

Good etiquette prevents me from answering your question, I'm afraid.
I am shocked, offended, and a little turned on.

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Post by childofthespiral »

I learned that I don't really like pork from a can.
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Post by NerdyNyara27 »

I learned that sometimes it just might be better not to know what you're eating. "Mystery Meat" sounds better than... yeah.

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I learned that junk e-mail is spiced meat, and comes in cans.
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A dirt sundae! wooohooo!

Spam: the new duct tape.
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Post by weirdalisthephantomoftheopera »

I learned that the new brown upholstery in my mom's car is actually a nutritious, pork-in-a-can treat!
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I learnt that taking more money with you when you go shopping helps you buy more products, like spam
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Post by Narelle27 »

I learnt that the key is there to open the can
there's a motorcycle zooming by me.....watch what happens when I open my door
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I learned that Spam doesn't sound very appitising...
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