Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:00 pm

Granted!

But you get hurt

I wish Al would dance with a mop

Post by **yankochick38** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:48 am

Granted!

But the lamp gets jealous.

I wish that Al would cluck like a chicken.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:00 am

Granted, but he gets in touch with his inner-farmer, and quits the music career as a cattle rancher and moves to Seattle.

I wish Al would have a great next album.

Post by **JEDM** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:19 am

Granted!!

But his tour flops

I wish Al would have a great next tour

Post by **childofthespiral** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:41 am

Granted! But you still don't get to see a single show, while I get to see 10 of them

I wish JEDM could go to some shows with me on Al's next tour.

Post by **JEDM** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:12 pm

childofthespiral @ Nov 8 2007, 11:41 PM wrote: I wish JEDM could go to some shows with me on Al's next tour.

Granted!!

But the venue collapses killing everyone inside...except for Al & TBITB O-)

I wish Al would tell me why Autumn made her last wish

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:46 pm

Granted, but Al doesn't know what you're talking about.

I wish Al would become a world-famous actor and director.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:33 am

Granted!!

But now his songs suck

I wish Al would win an Oscar

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:32 am

Granted, but it comes in trashcan and is a grouch.

(Hey, I couldn't think of an Oscar Mayer result. So you can - wait I just did! Can I start over? Great, thanks)

Granted, but he fills grocery carts with its bologna.

(Dang, that's lame as well. I need time to rebound. Anyways, another wish wouldn't hurt, right? Oh, why am I asking you -you're a computer for Pete's sake. And no, internet, I don't know who Pete is all-righty then, Ace Ventura computer thingy ma bobber?)

I wish Al was king of suede.

Post by **yankochick38** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:59 am

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Nov 11 2007, 03:32 AM wrote: Granted, but it comes in trashcan and is a grouch.

(Hey, I couldn't think of an Oscar Mayer result. So you can - wait I just did! Can I start over? Great, thanks)

Granted, but he fills grocery carts with its bologna.

(Dang, that's lame as well. I need time to rebound. Anyways, another wish wouldn't hurt, right? Oh, why am I asking you -you're a computer for Pete's sake. And no, internet, I don't know who Pete is all-righty then, Ace Ventura computer thingy ma bobber?)

I wish Al was king of suede.

Granted!

But, 9 years later, he's the Waffle King.

I wish that Al was in the Midnight Star.