World of Weird Al Yankovic

oops... sorry. I should have put the whole name! If it had been you I might have put "Stupid" and that's not very nice, so I've learned a valuable lesson here!!

This is kind of personal but not under my control. It is set up by our director, drill writer, etc.

I don't know what y'all know about marching band but we have charts, which each chart is basically where on the field you are marching to at that particular point. (Example: You would march chart 1 to 2 then 3, and so on. They are numbered and go in order).

Anyway, the end of our first movement (the "Opener") is chart 27. Long story just to say that but I don't know how familiar you are with marching band.

In an episode of The Simpsons Homer gets 53 cents for selling grease. Then Bart tells him that all the bacon they bought to get the grease cost $27.

Did you know Ocean Spray Cranberry Cocktail is 27% cranberry juice?

Yes.

Well, of you you would know that.

Well, I know everything, so...

The latest cut of my uncle's mockumentary totals 1:27:27 in length.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory with one of Kimo's friends Kapo... when I gave him the address, I realized it was 2700 Crown Valley Pkwy!

There was a house recently built on my block and someone is renting it out, but they only come every few months. Everyone wonders what they do there, its a pretty big mystery. The only good thing is that the address is 8927!