Re: 2010 Grammys - "Internet Leaks" Nominated!
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:56 am
Patton Oswalt mentioned Al on Conan last week, in reference to his own nomination in the same category. To transcribe:
Only when Patton said it it was funny.It's nice to be nominated. The day I got nominated, my manager called me and told me, and I was very excited, but this is how my life is right now: the next morning, my baby wakes me up at 5:50 AM every morning, wants her bottle, and usually my wife handles it, but for that morning I was like, "I'm a Grammy nominee! I'll get up and deal with this!" So I got up, and I'm in my robe, and I give the baby her bottle, I feed the dog, I get back into bed, the dog wedges himself next to me, and then I lie on my back and hold the baby. The baby's waving her arms all around, she lifts her leg up and kicks me in the nuts. And then my dog farts in my face. And I'm lying there, and I go "I think 'Weird Al' Yankovic's gonna win." The universe just told me, "get out of your head you idiot"