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The Big WeirdAbbott Topic (An Open Letter To WOWAY)

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Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:43 pm
by WeirdAbbott
Hey guys, I have to tell you the story of...
Image
Original Song

No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
I knew this showgirl, I called her the "Vegas Tease"
Guys would all line up because they all wanted to see
They'd take one good look and run away-they had to barf
I figured they were nervous, so I'll go give it a shot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
She's super hot, I'll give it a shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
But then I stopped, my stomach just dropped

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface

I did a triple take, she brought my eyeballs pain
She had more facial hair than Lincoln and Mark Twain (nice mustache)
From the roulette table, she's prettiest in town
She must've climbed the ugly tree, hit ev'ry branch back down (Oh!)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Thought she was hot, but turns out she's not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Grandma at slots is ten times more hot

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

Now I say this cause it is true
Let me tell you
Her face busted, needs some buffin'
I'm not lyin', she was stunnin'
Till I saw her mug and-
Of all the chicks in the casino
Had to pick the one with a huge snout...
So that one night in Vegas
Thats how me and your mommy met

Cause that night, just that night
I got married to a
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
Then that night, wedding night
Used a paper bag to
Hide her face (still has an awesome body)

She's my wife, she's my wife
I got married to a
Butterface (still has an awesome body)
Lazy eye, makes me cry
But I'm still crazy bout'
Butterface (I just look at her body)

Summer' here, summer' there
Talking bout teeth in her
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
I don't mind, I don't mind
I'm just glad her bod don't
Match her face (cause then I would have nothing)

Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

WEIRDABBOTT

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:48 pm
by Big Spoon
:lol: The Butterface idea has been done before, but that was pretty good.

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:22 pm
by Bobio
WeirdAbbott wrote:Hey guys, I have to tell you the story of...
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Original Song

No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
I knew this showgirl, I called her the "Vegas Tease"
Guys would all line up because they all wanted to see
They'd take one good look and run away-they had to barf
I figured they were nervous, so I'll go give it a shot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
She's super hot, I'll give it a shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
But then I stopped, my stomach just dropped

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface

I did a triple take, she brought my eyeballs pain
She had more facial hair than Lincoln and Mark Twain (nice mustache)
From the roulette table, she's prettiest in town
She must've climbed the ugly tree, hit ev'ry branch back down (Oh!)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Thought she was hot, but turns out she's not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Grandma at slots is ten times more hot

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

Now I say this cause it is true
Let me tell you
Her face busted, needs some buffin'
I'm not lyin', she was stunnin'
Till I saw her mug and-
Of all the chicks in the casino
Had to pick the one with a huge snout...
So that one night in Vegas
Thats how me and your mommy met

Cause that night, just that night
I got married to a
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
Then that night, wedding night
Used a paper bag to
Hide her face (still has an awesome body)

She's my wife, she's my wife
I got married to a
Butterface (still has an awesome body)
Lazy eye, makes me cry
But I'm still crazy bout'
Butterface (I just look at her body)

Summer' here, summer' there
Talking bout teeth in her
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
I don't mind, I don't mind
I'm just glad her bod don't
Match her face (cause then I would have nothing)

Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

WEIRDABBOTT
Very funny. Great minds think alike. I was either gonna do Joker face or Butter face, then I was thinking of Square Dance for Just Dance. Where do you get your artwork, by the way?

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:56 am
by Killingsworth
Butter Face and Joker Face have both been done before, but you guys both did them better...

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:58 pm
by WeirdAbbott
Where do you get your artwork, by the way?
I actually look up a picture on Google and then edit it using http://www.picnik.com/. Simple enough eh? :P
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Anyway, my new parody...and also the only parody I have to give any sort of warning for (kind of). If this song is offensive to some, it was not intended to be. I did this because I thought it'd be a good idea and because no one (that I could find) has done it before. I think the material isn't any more offensive than, lets say, a Mel Brooks movie or anything like that. Hope you like!

Image
Original Song

There is a crowd
Outside of our house
I'm just here in my room
Dad I have to tell you
Something radical
Mom seems so theatrical

Like a machine
She's unamorous
She's become very mean
Is that a burning cross?
This does not seem right
Gives loud speeches every night
Dad I'm telling you, no lie...

She has sewn “SS”
Onto every one of her stockings
Papa-moms a Nazi
Just cause I have green eyes and brown hair
Don’t think she likes me
Papa-moms a Nazi

Use the hose to wash
Cause I avoid the shower at all costs
Makes you shave your mustache
Into something really tiny
Papa-moms a Nazi

I met this girl
Last week at my school
Mom was really bizarre
She made her wear a star
Right when they first met
She's making me so upset

Now I'm concerned
Cause I have come to learn
"Mein Kampf" took no time
Has the words memorized
Something isn't right
Germany calls every night
Dad I'm telling you, no lie...

Hid up in the attic
For three days until she found me
Papa-moms a Nazi
Has many tattoos of swastikas
She even showed me
Papa-moms a Nazi

Use the hose to wash
Cause I avoid the shower at all costs
Makes you shave your mustache
Into something really tiny
Papa-moms a Nazi

Not good
(She talks at every rally)
She snapped
(When I brought that gypsy home)
Won't stop
She's never kind
She thinks it is still World War One!

I'm begging you dad
I do not think she'll ever love me
Papa-moms a Nazi
She also gives the weirdest high fives
You know what that means...
Papa-moms a Nazi

I don't even wash
Cause I avoid the shower at all costs
Makes you shave your mustache
Into something really tiny
Papa-moms a Nazi

WEIRDABBOTT

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:24 pm
by Big Spoon
:x: TAKE THAT OFFENSIVE SMUT OFF OF WOWAY!!!!!! :x:

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:02 pm
by weirdojace
Are we gonna have to start making "Yo mama is such a Nazi..." jokes?

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:35 pm
by Iamabrawler
Hey, Weirdabbott, is that you who re-did the whole Bologna song last year? I don`t remember so well...

Your parodies are awesome.

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:21 am
by Killingsworth
Iamabrawler wrote:Hey, Weirdabbott, is that you who re-did the whole Bologna song last year? I don`t remember so well...

Your parodies are awesome.
That wasn't Abbott. That was Matt "That One Guy" Hodgson....and that was the best Lady Gaga parody I've ever read in text form...

Re: The Big WeirdAbbott Topic

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:57 pm
by Iamabrawler
Thanks for the info. I had forgotten about that.

And I still think your parodies are excellent.
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