Fragment Parodies

Post by **bryce87** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:46 pm

"Contagious" Parody of "Circus" by Britney Spears

I met this girl just the other day
although she didn't even bother to say
That she got the bird flue yesterday
Already asked her out guess it's to late
Went to the movie theater
She coughed a lot
Then next was Dinner
Saw lot's of snot
Where the hell are my meds

Thought this was supposed to be my special day
Apparently it's not what else can I say
I hope that soon I won't have my own grave
When your six feet under it's really a shame

I hate to say it but I think my girl
is contagious
Can't stand to look at her no more
and her mucus
Stand as far away possible
Though I'm feeling awful
Pretty sure that I now have the illness

AHHHHHHHHCHOOO

Post by **Big Spoon** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:51 pm

That was really funny, Bryce.

Post by **bryce87** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:03 pm

Thanks. I wrote that in about 10 minutes. Do you people think I should record these and make a medley of the fragmented ones?

Post by **Big Spoon** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:15 pm

Sure.

You gotta keep em' seperated · Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:22 am

YEAH!!! id love to see some of the people that record parodies on this site make a medly, they're actually quite fun to make if your've got good ideas, i made a food medly onece i think it had these parodies in it:

Meat is prefered (parody of "free as a bird" by the beatles)
Deep Fried (parody of "outside" by stained)
low fat (parody of "smack that" by acon)
order some fries (parody of "shut up and drive" by rihanna)
chips, chips (parody of "kiss, kiss" by chris brown i think...)
hot cross bun (parody of "black hole sun" by soundgarden)

i might record it one day but yeah, bryce87 you should record yours!!!!

weirdalfan1000000 · Post by **weirdalfan1000000** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:19 pm

I would have thought Al recorded those in the 80's if I didn't know it was you...(Did that make sense?).

I got the idea for this from the snow day I got on Wednesday-yay for snow!:

Snow Day-Parody of Closing Time by Semisonic

Snow Day - time for us to go out, go out and play in the snow
Snow Day - Put on your jackets and go and dive in the snow
Snow Day - a phone call from the school, they say there's a snow day today
Snow Day - It's fun but I gotta make it up in the summer anyway

I am glad I get to stay at home.
I am glad I get to stay at home.
I am glad I get to stay at home.
Stay at home...

Snow Day - Fun in the winter but back in the summer again
Snow Day- Wastin' time outside but have to go back and make it up then
But put on your jackets, and go and get outside - I hope you have fun for now
Snow Day - It's been fun but each second is so precious

Yeah, I am glad I get to stay at home.
I am glad I get to stay at home.
I am glad I get to stay at home.
Stay at home...

I think it's better then my other ones, even if it's totally horrible compared to everyone elses.

You gotta keep em' seperated · Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:08 am

take a plow (parody of take a bow)

darling dontcha' know,
you cant rake the snow.
so take a plow.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:51 am

This one just seemed to be asking for it:

99 BOTTLES
Parody of "99 Problems" by Jay-Z and "99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" (traditional)

If you're having alcohol problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles and I take down one

GroovyGuy88 · Post by **GroovyGuy88** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:12 am

I'm currently trying to make an updated parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

so far i have this

"And then, there was this guy who
though one woman made the greatest video of all time
And when somebody Else won
He jumped and snatched the mic away from her
She couldn't quite explain it
that douche-bag just appeared there"

Killingsworth · Post by **Killingsworth** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:42 am

hmm...a little dated...but still...EPIC WIN!!!!!!!