World of Weird Al Yankovic

Wouldn't it be funny if the ride had something to do with smoked butts?

Wouldn't it be funnier if you were to EAT a Smoked Butt on a 3-D attraction that starred a smoked butt, and was in fact about Al? But Al wasn't actually IN it? And instead of the audience members, it was just a bunch of disembodied brains? And the film was called "Al's Butt"? And then it turns out Tyler Durden was Kaiser Soze, and the universe accidentally explodes and got replaced by a big damn elephant? Wouldn't that just be YEAH?

I remember when *I* dropped acid for the first time...

Well, what the bleep DOES "smoked butts" from the picture results mean?

It's a food. At this very moment, adult people at county fairs nationwide are eating Smoked Butts.

Bon apetit.

That would be pork. Pulled pork is made from smoked butts, and is very tasty, actually.

Anyway, I probably won't be able to go to this 3-D attraction, but how nice for all who will.

Aww, okay. I knew that in the old show "Cow and Chicken", the main characters ate pork butts. Now it all is making sense.


Anybody considered that the attraction may bring an exclusive few concert shows to Orange County, or maybe a sequel to The Weird Al Expierence?

Okay, first off, that sounds cool.

Why?

Well, its Al, and the OC Fair, while a drive for me, is like an hour or two away, so it shall be tackled next year. Especially when I should have my permit and if my parents won't take me, I'll hijack other parents...or just ask my friend who took me to last year's OC Fair with her mom driving. That could work too.

Anyway, it doesn't say how long it is and while I'm not going to say a full length movie, it might be longer than five or ten minutes. Maybe twenty!

If its 3-D, I'm going to guess it will be in some sit down theater thing that will most likely be built in their new thingy. It sounds really cool.

Let's get something straight, though.

You say you don't like brains?
Well, you should go because it is Al related! Al's brain is cool, right? So go see it if you can!

You say you don't like 3-D?
Well, you're living in it, so deal with it.

You say you might have trouble getting out here?
Then that sucks. Try and carpool, you have a year to plan! Convince your parents/friends/relatives/slaves or whoever and see what could come up!

You say you're tired of me talking?
Well, fine, I'll shut up.

Anyway, it doesn't say how long it is and while I'm not going to say a full length movie, it might be longer than five or ten minutes. Maybe twenty!

Al mentioned this thing in an interview recently - they said "What's it about?" and Al said "It's about ten minutes long."

Anybody considered that the attraction may bring an exclusive few concert shows to Orange County, or maybe a sequel to The Weird Al Expierence?

Indeed, why not? It'd be dipped in fried AWESOME!

You say you might have trouble getting out here?
Then that sucks. Try and carpool, you have a year to plan! smile.gif Convince your parents/friends/relatives/slaves or whoever and see what could come up!

Hmm... Google Maps says I have 2,700 miles. (no lie.) If I start walking now I'd get there in a year. I could be Forrest Gump! Run from East Coast to West Coast and back.

In all seriousness, there is an airport in Costa Mesa... Maybe it's time to use those free flier miles.

15,036 km – about 41 days 19 hours

I'd better leave now.