Have A Good Weird Al Quote

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:05 am

. that is a funny one

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:16 am

LOL I like that!!

Post by **KnottyEmily** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:35 pm

algonacchick @ Jul 16 2007, 11:14 PM wrote: That's from The Michael Stipe interview. I liked when he said, "Btw, that's me in the corner."

"Truck backing up! Truck backing up! Truck backing up!"

From AL-TV 2006:
"This show is very much like a podcast, except it's on TV. I like to call it, a "broadcast"."

"AL-TV, the most fun you can have, without being hand-cuffed"

and

"One question I'm getting asked a lot lately is "Al, how do you feel when people come up to you and say "Happy Holidays". Do you feel like that trivialises the true meaning of the season?" Well, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but yeah, yeah. Frankly, y'know that's always kind of bothered me. I mean, are we so politically correct that we can't even wish each other "Merry Weasel Stomping Day"? Well y'know what? I'm gonna play a weasel stomping day video...Yeah, how do you like that? Hope the P.C police don't come after me, pfft!"

ooh, and this one from the K-Fed interview:

Al: You mean like if somebody got right up in your face and said that you were an ignorant, no-talent, white-trash, fortune-squandering, Vanilla Ice wannabe loser, you'd be okay with that?
K-Fed: That's pretty much the person that I am. Ahhh, you can hate me now and love me later
Al: Well, I guess that sounds pretty reasonable. All except for the "love me later"part

From VH1 footage [RWS]
"it hurts me when people treat me as just some kind of boy-toy sex object...I'm an artist"

and from an interview on thenetforce.com:

Q:What did you think of the "Attack Of The Clones" title?

A:Is that the name of the new Backstreet Boys album? I think it's very appropriate.

Q:One last question: what does 27 mean exactly?

A:I thought it was fairly obvious, but if you need me to explain it... it's the cube root of 19,683.

I'd better stop now

Post by **childofthespiral** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:44 pm

Those are great, Emily!

I especially like the K-Fed interview. I can't get enough of that.

Post by **algonacchick** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:48 pm

You're just an Al quotin' fool. Emily! I love it!

Another favorite from the Fed-Ex *I like that name better* interview:

"How does it feel to have a closet full of wife-beaters, and no wife?"

Post by **childofthespiral** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:11 pm

Wow, Fed-Ex. Never heard that before, but I'm gonna start using it.

There are just too many great quotes in that interview. "For the record... exactly how much do you suck?"

Post by **algonacchick** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:26 pm

I forget where I heard Fed-Ex, but I thought it was pretty funny.

That quote you just posted made me laugh! I love that interview, too.

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:42 pm

That's great Emily!

Post by **KnottyEmily** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:32 am

Al: Would it be accurate to say that you're the biggest douche bag ever?
K-Fed: Ever, yeah

and how could we forget George Newman?

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a saidistic roadrunner who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT"

Teri: George, did you get fired again?
George: [banging his head against a counter] Yes. Yes. It's all true. I just don't know what's wrong with me.
George: So, what's for dinner? Mashed potatoes! My favorite! Terry, you shouldnt have.

Teri: What are you doing?
George: This means something. This is important.

BigWeirdAlFan · Post by **BigWeirdAlFan** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:38 am

"And the "F" stand for what failure? That F can work on a number of levels. It can stand for failure and effin delusional"