World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:06 am**

Granted

But it will explode when the next person uses it

I wish I didn't freeze up when i met AL

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:12 am**

Granted!

Instead, your hair catches on fire when you meet him.

I wish Al would do 27 front flips.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:38 am**

Granted

but then he tears his pants a bit and sues you,
u lose every thing u have

I wish my birthday was a couple hours ahead so that it could be the same as ALs

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:11 am**

Granted!!

But now no-one knows about the change and they give you the wrong presents.

:lame:

I wish that Al could give me some Tasty Toobs.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:22 am**

Granted!!

But they've expired

I wish Al would give a "jalepeno......on a steek"

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:28 pm**

Granted
But he makes you stuff the jalepeno up your nose

I wish Al wouldve singed my 'White and Nerdy' boxers

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:44 pm**

Granted!!

But he now has your soul

I wish Al would become a broadway star

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:00 am**

Granted

But know more albums

I wish Al wouldve released "I'm in love with the skipper"

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:24 am**

Granted!

But now Al's being chased by a bunch of love-sick sailors.

I wish Al be a ballerina for a day.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:37 am**

Granted!!

But now he watches "Will & Grace"

I wish Al was a wookie

World of Weird Al Yankovic

Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition