World of Weird Al Yankovic

childofthespiral @ Nov 1 2007, 01:41 AM wrote: I wish I could go trick ot treating with Al and Nina

Granted, but you only get a bag full of rocks.

I wish that Al would go trick-or-treating dressed as one of his band members.

weird user @ Oct 31 2007, 05:43 PM wrote:

I wish that Al would go trick-or-treating dressed as one of his band members.

Granted!

But he goes as Jim and he gets so pestered to death by people bugging him trying to get passes backstage to meet Al that Al vows (1) never to go trick or treating dressed as a band member again and (2) to have a loooong talk with Jim about those passes.

<plug>I wish that Al, Suzanne and Nina would come to Santa Ana's artists district Saturday evening to see the Day of the Dead festivities and to swing by the ARTBar to see the very first piece of art I've ever shown in exhibition! </plug>

Cheers, Diva
doggone proud of "Unmasked", 2007

Granted, but when he comes over to talk to you about your artwork, he calls you Pam instead of Nan, and starts talking to you about memories you know nothing about.

I wish I could make a birthday cake for Nina.

algonacchick @ Nov 2 2007, 05:12 AM wrote: I wish I could make a birthday cake for Nina.

Granted, but you fall down the stairs with the cake.

I wish for Nina to get whatever her birthday wish is when she blows out the candles.

Granted! But she wishes for you to not be a WOWAYer anymore.

I wish Al would help me get rid of my headache.

Granted, but he gets so bloodey sick of ealing your illnesses, he bars you from ever seeing him again!

I wish I could have my own exciting Albequrque adventure!

Supermeat2005 @ Nov 2 2007, 03:31 PM wrote:
I wish I could have my own exciting Albequrque adventure!

Granted!

But you're in the plane crash where everybody dies....except for Al.

I wish Al would announce just a little teeny Orange County Fair stand for 2008, just enough to tease us with a song or two from the new CD like he did in 2002 with PATLC.

Cheers, Diva
jonesing already

Diva @ Nov 2 2007, 11:52 PM wrote: I wish Al would announce just a little teeny Orange County Fair stand for 2008, just enough to tease us with a song or two from the new CD like he did in 2002 with PATLC.

Granted, but it's two songs from George W. Bush's upcomming debut album, which begisn recording as soon as we get a new president.

And now I shall corrupt Nina's birthday wish, sort of. Since Nina wished for me to no longer be a member, then I wish for Reuben to jump out of her birthday cake wearing a cone bra.

Granted!!

But then Ruben is arrested

I wish Al would be King of the Weasels

Granted!

But he gets carried away and stomps on all of them.

I wish that Al would stop during one of his concerts to make a paper airplane or take an incoming phone call on his cell phone. (Kinda like stopping to say 'it's great to be here' and introducing the drum solo or something.)