Drooling Over Album 13

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:27 pm

Well, seeing as that Alice Cooper is coming out with a new album at the end of this month, I think Al should do an Alice parody or an entire polka medley!!
The Billion Dollar Polka
Welcome to my Polka
School's Out For Polka
etc...

Well, Al can do it better than I can...

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger · Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:36 pm

The polka medley for album 13 will be:
Polka My Way
"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy (begins with that song's non-polkafied opening, the same thing happened to the Cradle of Love portion from PYEO and the Loser portion from TAP)
"Take You There" by Sean Kingston
"Say It Right" by Nelly Furtado
"Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
"Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis
"Party Like A Rockstar" by Shop Boyz
"No One" by Alicia Keys
"First Time" by Lifehouse
"I Don't Want To Be In Love" by Good Charlotte
"4 Minutes" by Madonna
"Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat
"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles
"Who Knew" by P!nk
"Rehab" by Amy Winehouse (ends with "They made me want... to... go... to... rehab! (Go to rehab... go to rehab... go to rehab) followed by a "shave and a haircut" tune where an audible "Hey!" is heard right before the "two bits" part, then Al will say "Hemenene Humenene Himenene Homenene" afterwards)

Post by **anthontherun** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:47 pm

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger @ Jul 13 2008, 03:36 PM wrote: "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles

I would kill to have Sara Bareilles featured in the polka, or better yet, a parody.

Maybe just maim, fine.

HappyGilmore · Post by **HappyGilmore** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:11 am

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger @ Jul 13 2008, 08:36 PM wrote: The polka medley for album 13 will be:
Polka My Way
"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy (begins with that song's non-polkafied opening, the same thing happened to the Cradle of Love portion from PYEO and the Loser portion from TAP)
"Take You There" by Sean Kingston
"Say It Right" by Nelly Furtado
"Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
"Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis
"Party Like A Rockstar" by Shop Boyz
"No One" by Alicia Keys
"First Time" by Lifehouse
"I Don't Want To Be In Love" by Good Charlotte
"4 Minutes" by Madonna
"Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat
"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles
"Who Knew" by P!nk
"Rehab" by Amy Winehouse (ends with "They made me want... to... go... to... rehab! (Go to rehab... go to rehab... go to rehab) followed by a "shave and a haircut" tune where an audible "Hey!" is heard right before the "two bits" part, then Al will say "Hemenene Humenene Himenene Homenene" afterwards)

Sad thing is, while maybe 3 of those songs are good, the rest aren't that good. It's no offense to you particularly, it's just the musicians are lazy, and can't seem to come up with good material. Madonna hasn't done anything worthwhile in like, 10 years except talk about Kabbalah water.

But I would like to see Sara Bareilles in a medley. She is good.

Post by **weirdojace** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:08 am

I think this album will have a song on it called "Sex with a Fish."

Post by **JDTurnbull272** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:51 am

GAAAH!!! I can't escape that song!!!!!!

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:53 am

It damn well better. That's the best title ever

Post by **JDTurnbull272** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:00 am

Whew, Al sure is getting edgier these days!

Post by **Big Spoon** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:21 pm

"It's sex with a fish
What better way
To spend the day
Than sex with a fish
I'll probably lose my life
If someone tells my wife
That I'm having sex with a fish"

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:34 pm

Could anybody here see Al doing an Amy Winehouse parody?

He could perform it with a huge bee-hive thing on his head.