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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:41 am
by weird user
Hippielishus @ Sep 18 2007, 03:55 AM wrote:
I wish I was as awesome as Al.
Granted, but then Al resorts to violence out of jealousy for the very first time.
I wish Al would make a guest appearance on Family Guy.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:13 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!
But he gets censored by FOX
I wish Al would let me wish upon a star
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:57 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but then that wish doesn't come true...
I wish that Al could teach me how to play the accordion like he does.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:21 am
by Hippielishus
Granted!
But it involves a lot of small furry animals...
I wish Al would sit to eat dinner with me.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:05 am
by bryce87
granted but as soon as he got to your house and saw meat on the table he would leave cause he's a vegetarian.
I wish Al wasn't a vegetarian.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:29 am
by weird user
bryce87 @ Sep 19 2007, 03:05 AM wrote:
I wish Al wasn't a vegetarian.
Granted. He's now a cannibal. That's why he lieks his fans so much.
I wish that Al would hit Prince in the face with a frying pan and say "Not the mama!"
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:39 am
by DonnaNoble
Granted, but Princes restless spirit is so cirious as to what "not the mama" means, that he haunts Al for the rest of his life....
I wish AL would hit Price in the face with a frying pan and use no phrases that could possibly disrupt Princes death....
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:20 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!!
You die.....sorry
I wish Al would hit The Donald with a frying pan
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:01 am
by Hippielishus
Granted!
But it's a rubber frying pan.
I wish Al would run down the crowded streets of New York with a metal frying pan and stick it out so it hits people in the face.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:41 am
by weird user
Hippielishus @ Sep 19 2007, 11:01 PM wrote:
I wish Al would run down the crowded streets of New York with a metal frying pan and stick it out so it hits people in the face.
Granted, but it gets stuck on the first face it hits, and therefore Al can't use it again, unless he can lift the people up with it.
I wish that Al would legally change his name to McLovin.