Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:41 am

Hippielishus @ Sep 18 2007, 03:55 AM wrote:

I wish I was as awesome as Al.

Granted, but then Al resorts to violence out of jealousy for the very first time.

I wish Al would make a guest appearance on Family Guy.

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:13 pm

Granted!!

But he gets censored by FOX

I wish Al would let me wish upon a star

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:57 am

Granted, but then that wish doesn't come true...

I wish that Al could teach me how to play the accordion like he does.

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:21 am

Granted!

But it involves a lot of small furry animals...

I wish Al would sit to eat dinner with me.

Post by **bryce87** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:05 am

granted but as soon as he got to your house and saw meat on the table he would leave cause he's a vegetarian.

I wish Al wasn't a vegetarian.

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:29 am

bryce87 @ Sep 19 2007, 03:05 AM wrote:

I wish Al wasn't a vegetarian.

Granted. He's now a cannibal. That's why he lieks his fans so much.

I wish that Al would hit Prince in the face with a frying pan and say "Not the mama!"

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:39 am

Granted, but Princes restless spirit is so cirious as to what "not the mama" means, that he haunts Al for the rest of his life....

I wish AL would hit Price in the face with a frying pan and use no phrases that could possibly disrupt Princes death....

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:20 pm

Granted!!!

You die.....sorry

I wish Al would hit The Donald with a frying pan

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:01 am

Granted!

But it's a rubber frying pan.

I wish Al would run down the crowded streets of New York with a metal frying pan and stick it out so it hits people in the face.

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:41 am

Hippielishus @ Sep 19 2007, 11:01 PM wrote:

I wish Al would run down the crowded streets of New York with a metal frying pan and stick it out so it hits people in the face.

Granted, but it gets stuck on the first face it hits, and therefore Al can't use it again, unless he can lift the people up with it.

I wish that Al would legally change his name to McLovin.