World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but they still call him a copycat...

I wish people would actually respect he parody genre (or gender, depending on if your Eminem or not)

Granted, but then Al has a whole lot more compitition and his head explodes from the pressure to be the best.

I wish that Al could tell me which one of my parodies is his absolute favorite. (And "None of them" is an answer).

Granted, but he tells everybody including you. It isn't all that impressive now.


I wish Al would make another movie that would be a cult classic.

Granted! It even starts its own classic cult, the UHFers.

I wish Al would help me get the willpower to take my cough syrup.

Granted, but now he can't take cough syrup, gets sick, and can't stop the coughing, causing him to lose his voice...

I wish Al songs appeared more in movies and television...
I see so many perfect times when they could have used an Al song and instead used some much worse, "normal" song....

Granted, but now all the "normal" song's artists hate Al.



I wish Al would get his hair cut to his more classic haircut.*





*I don't really want this to happen. I just ran out of ideas for now.

Granted, but the barber just graduated from Haircut University, and accidentally shaved off a huge strip of Al's hair, and accidentally died his hair bright pink.

I wish all airplanes would have huge pictures of Al on them.

granted but the plane is un safe and everybody sues al
i wish al would go to a water park with me

Granted!!

But he drowns

I wish Al would get me by computer back

Granted, but Al loses the mouse, keyboard, and even the monitor!


I wish that Al would do a second leg of the "Straight Outta Lynwood Tour".