Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Hippielishus · Post by **Hippielishus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:51 am

Granted!

But then he accidentally mixes up "School Cafeteria" with some other songs, so it becomes "School Hog Alert Cellphones White Bob Creep"...

I wish Al would do a tour next year.

Post by **yankochick38** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:17 am

Granted!!

But, while on tour, he does everything the crowd wants, which seems like a good thing - right? But, not so much for him. He takes so many requests from "Can you play Albuquerque?" and "Can you put your leg behind your head?" and "Can you play all your unreleased songs?" and soooo many others, that eventually, it tires him out, and that's the only show he does on that tour. Then again, it's in Rio Rancho, but the people who didn't get to go the first time, don't get to go this time.

I wish that the people who didn't get to go to the recent Rio Rancho concert got to go to this one...that I just talked about!

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:57 am

Granted, but that's a lot of people....
Billions...
I mean, how many ppl went, like, 500?
At most?
Well, since the world has about 6 billion people, then 5,999,500 will have to attend, and it's so crowded that no-one can actually hear the band...

I wish Al did a concert in Six Flags St. Louis and that I got to go and sit in good seats with the perfect view and could hear it perfectly, and the whole show went on without a single problem and was super-excellent!

Post by **childofthespiral** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:21 am

Granted!

But the show only last 3 minutes.

I still wish Al would tell me how to get rid of the flu.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:10 am

Granted, but tells you in pig latin.

I wish Al would release another UHF DVD, but an extra super-duper deluxe special edition.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:00 am

That's okay, because I used to be really proficient in pig latin. I'm sure I could figure it out

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:41 am

ool, cay!

Post by **yankochick38** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:55 am

I wish Al would release another UHF DVD, but an extra super-duper deluxe special edition.

Granted, but the extra super-duper deluxe special edition is supposed to include Al coming out of the TV to do live commentary, games, and other special features with you. However, everybody wants a copy, and since Al can't be in more than one place at once, he makes the decision that holograms of himself will take his place, and do the same thing with everybody, and not respond to you at all.

I wish that Al could be in more than one place at once, so he could do all the extra super-duper deluxe special edition stuff.

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:02 am

Granted, but then there are THOUSANS of Al, and they all suffer from identity crisis...

I wish people would STOP CALLING AL A COPY CAT!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **yankochick38** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:07 am

Granted!!

Now they call him stupid, and such other names...like, once, maybe someone would come up to him and say "Oh, HEY. Mr. Yankovic h. You're a guy, right? Why would a guy have long curly hair? That's just stupid. You're such a disgrace. You do nothing but change the words to artists that people actually admire's songs..." Then we would have to kill that guy...

I wish that more people would realize that Al is admired by many people.