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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:27 pm
by weird user
childofthespiral @ Oct 22 2007, 09:08 AM wrote:
I wish Al would tell me a way to stop this cold I'm coming down with.
Granted, but he tells you in swedish.
I wish that Al would dress like The Swedish Chef when he tells you in swedish.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:41 pm
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, and Statler and Waldorf don't find it half-bad. They think it was all bad.
I wish Animal and Bermuda would have a drum-off.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:05 am
by weird user
louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Oct 22 2007, 10:41 PM wrote:
I wish Animal and Bermuda would have a drum-off.
Granted, but then Animal bites Bermuda and then gives Bermuda his grand prize for beating him, a beating.
I wish that Al would go to a party with every living Muppet Show guest star.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:07 am
by GAME OVER
Granted! But then Al accidently trips, falls and crushes one of them!
I wish that Al could give me my injection next Thursday so it wouldn't hurt as much.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:16 am
by childofthespiral
Granted! But he only injects you with saline so it does no good, and you have to get the real one from someone else anyway.
I wish Al would give me something to help me get over my cold.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:19 am
by GAME OVER
Granted! But, in the process of giving you the cold fighting thingy, he catches the cold too!
I wish Al would realise that he has a cold fighting thingy in his hand, and takes one.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:22 pm
by weird user
GAME OVER @ Oct 23 2007, 10:19 AM wrote:
I wish Al would realise that he has a cold fighting thingy in his hand, and takes one.
Granted, but he hates the tatse of it.
I wish that Al would invent something that prevents people from tasting the foods that they hate.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:24 pm
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but then Al becomes a billionare with that product and doesn't record anymore albums...
I wish that Al could make a song all about me and my band, The Sporksters...that was totally positive and didn't make fun of me in any way...
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:12 am
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but us Al fans don't get it because we don't exactly know what songs Al is parodying.
I wish Al would put "School Cafeteria" on his forthcoming album.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:38 am
by yankochick38
Granted!!!
But, somehow while going through the process of actually putting it on the album, someone clicks on the Stinky Cheese e-mail, the whole system gets a virus, and Al is brainwashed and forgets the lyrics to ALL of his songs, including School Cafeteria, and every song on the album gets messed up in a way that when you listen to it, it's 5 second high-pitched squeals. And all you can think about is yourself.
I wish that Al hadn't been brainwashed and forgotten the words to his songs, and re-recorded School Cafeteria for the new album.