World of Weird Al Yankovic

addictedtoyankovic @ Oct 21 2007, 02:49 AM wrote: Granted, but than life as we know it ends...


I wish I could get my foot behind my head...

Granted... But you have to wear size 4 1/2 in little boys football cleats. =]

I wish I could sit down and have a glass of Pop with Al =]

Granted, but Al never forgives you for drinking him. "Pop With Al" - get it?


Lame, I know.


I wish Al would substitute teach at my school.

Granted!!

But the teacher returns after 27 seconds

I wish Al would sing to me while I'm in the shower

Granted, but as it happens, a new building across the street is being demolished, twelve super-sonic jets go buy, a fireworks show happens, an earthquake happens, an elephant stampede goes by, a heavy metal band has a rooftop concert, on your rooftop, and you forget to feed the cat, so he cries endlessly.

I wish Al would be the US quarter.

Granted, but he gets stuck in one of those shopping carts that you put a quarter in to use...

I wish Al would make music for videogames...

Supermeat2005 @ Oct 22 2007, 02:36 AM wrote:
I wish Al would make music for videogames...

Granted, but Al forgets to announce this on his Myspace, forgets to mention it in interviews, and Bermuda forgets to announce it on the official site, and nobody cares to buy the album.

I wish that Al would remember to announce the project at the appropriate places, and that the games cover mentions that Weird Al Yankovic wrote the music (I almost wrote that the game cover should mention that Al should write the music, leading to an obvious corruption since Al could be any Al), and that the game is only a success because of Al's involvement.

Granted. The name of the game is "Weird User is the Worst Person Ever, Everyone Hate Him." It's a shooter where you are the enemy constantly being shot. Al's music is him chanting "hate Weird User... hate Weird User" like a Gregorian chant.

I wish Al would teach me how not to procrastinate.

ducttapeearth @ Oct 22 2007, 03:30 AM wrote:
I wish Al would teach me how not to procrastinate.

Granted, but he procrastinates and you don't learn until you are 75 years old. But at least Al will still be alive then.

I wish Al would do an impression of Rich Little.

weird user @ Oct 21 2007, 07:33 PM wrote:
Granted, but he procrastinates and you don't learn until you are 75 years old. But at least Al will still be alive then.

I wish Al would do an impression of Rich Little.

Granted.
But he gets confused and starts acting like little richard.


I wish Al would be in a commercial for the bo flex machine.

Granted. But you have to see Al wearing a black and yellow leotard similar to those worn by the 80's band Stryper (shudders), and you're scarred for life.

I wish Al would tell me a way to stop this cold I'm coming down with.