World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, he wears a bag, and now raving fangirls attack you for wishing that.

I wish I had the first album on CD rather than casseett...

Granted, but now all you have is a cassette player.

I wish Al would be a regular cast member of "The Simpsons".

Granted, but his rep is ruined due to the poor writing of The Simpsons writers lately....

I wish Al could write an episode of The Simpsons.

Granted, but he writes it with his toes. And the only keys his toes can reach are the letters R, S, T, L, N, E, B, D, M, and O. Try making an episode with that!


I wish Al would be a game show host.

granted!

but it would be some really weird game and al would get kicked off the air and nobody would like himanymore

i wish al would never die

Granted! But now he has to watch while everyone else dies, and he kills you for making him be immortal.

I wish Al would continue making good ALbums for the next 20 years.

Granted, but he only puts out 2 good albums over the next 20 years, and he loses most of his fan base because they were tired of waiting so long for another album.

I wish that Al was better known as an artist, not "that guy who rips off other people's music''.

granted

but then everybody in the entire world becomes a huge fan and then they all get together to tell al they love him but the all get crushed by their own weight includind al.then suzanne and nina are the only ones left

i wish she finds out a way to repopulate the earth

Granted!!

But it's not a good way

I wish Al would put a stop to violence

granted

but hes dead. he was ceushed. litteraly

i wish suzanne could resurect him and then al could put a stop to violence