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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:40 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!
But the muppets have gone gay!
I wish Al would star in UHF 27
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:17 am
by yankochick38
Granted!
But the other 25 have nothing to do with him.
I wish that Al could learn to appreciate the number 14.
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:49 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
But then he thinks 27 sucks
I wish Al would star on "The Ghost Whisperer"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:58 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but during his cameo he points out that "the undead always seem to be attracted to women with large cleavage, haven't you noticed?", causing The Ghost Whisperer, Medium, and other shows about well-endowed women who can talk to the undead to be cancelled by politically correct network executives.
I wish Al would stop racism (even if, as Avenue Q unashamedly points put, "everyone's a little bit racist").
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:20 am
by Parody_Freak27
Granted, people now discriminate against those with dark, curly hair. (D:!)
I wish Al could be in two places at once, so he could spend more time with Nina while he tours.
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:27 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!
Then Suzanne wants a third Al!
I wish Al would be in 3 places at once
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:57 am
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but they split Al's body with a chainsaw - making Al become Torsoboy! I call dibs on the head and torso Al!
I wish Al's Biography special would be rebroadcast.
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:59 am
by Supermeat2005
Granted!
It's on a station you can't get
I wish I could have an adventure in Albequrque!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:02 am
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but all the adventure is about is Al buying a can of tuna. Not even name-brand tuna, just regular old tuna in a can. Some adventure!
I wish Al would sell his Hawaiian shirts to the public.
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:20 am
by in deniAL
granted!
but then al has no shirts and has to preform shirtless
i wish i didnt have to see als chest hair