World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted

But the BadPeopleBlowerUpper malfunctioned, and it blew up good people instead

I wish it was a law for everyone to own a complete collection of Al's albums.

Granted!!

But then your dog must goto jail

I wish Al was never a leprichan

Granted, now he's a mountain troll.

I wish Al could spend every day with me, and we'd watch cartoons.

Granted!!

But it's Anime thats in Japanese

I wish Al would stop terrorism

JEDM @ Oct 15 2007, 08:50 PM wrote:
I wish Al would stop terrorism

Granted. He stops terrorism by killing all of the terrorists in the world.

I wish that Al was faster than a speeding bullet.

Granted, but then since thats really kinda pointless anyway, he stops running altogether...

I wish that Jeff Dunham could make an Al themed puppet.

Granted, but due to Jeff's adult humor, the Al puppet looks like a jerk and people never appreciate Al again.

I wish Al would star in a comic book series.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Oct 16 2007, 01:35 AM wrote: I wish Al would star in a comic book series.

Granted. Each issue includes a 27-page story involving Weird Al, a 4-page Fatman comic story, and a few fake advertisements. But unfortunately, the publishing company gives it less promotion than CBS did for The Weird Al Show, and only six of us buy copies.

I wish that The Jim Henson Company would make a puppet characature of Al.

Granted!!

But he gets killed by Miss Piggy

I wish Jeff Dunham would use Al more in his act

JEDM @ Oct 16 2007, 04:19 PM wrote:
I wish Jeff Dunham would use Al more in his act

Granted, but it's the wrong kind of "use". As in, take advantage of.

I wish that there would be a new prime time Muppet series, and that Al would be the first guest star.