World of Weird Al Yankovic

I always thought I was 'missing' out on something because I'd never heard of them before Al came along.

Apparently "before Al came along" is pretty much the only time you would have heard of them.



What I can't figure out is why no one intervened in what sounds like a situation with some real danger...I mean, throwing things at the band? Where were the venue management or security people?



Of course, that wasn't the last time that Al & the band had to cope with things being thrown at them. But Oreos don't have quite the same potential for mayhem as car keys flying through the air.



Not that Oreos are a good idea, either, I hasten to say. You wouldn't want to catch one of those in the eye, & the "white stuff" would be pretty slippery on stage.

Apparently "before Al came along" is pretty much the only time you would have heard of them.

Well, I never payed much attention to music before I started listening to Al.

What I can't figure out is why no one intervened in what sounds like a situation with some real danger...I mean, throwing things at the band? Where were the venue management or security people?

Of course, that wasn't the last time that Al & the band had to cope with things being thrown at them. But Oreos don't have quite the same potential for mayhem as car keys flying through the air.

What kind of a moron would throw car keys? Don't you kind of need those? Not that throwing anything is a good idea...



On Driven it mentioned that people threw coins which considering Al's finances in those days was one bright spot to the debacle.

On Driven it mentioned that people threw coins which considering Al's finances in those days was one bright spot to the debacle.

Some kid approached Al in the parking lot afterward and said, "Aren't you the accordion player?" -- and Al is all excited about being recognized -- "Well, you suck." We each made $93 that night.

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_09.2 ... dal25.html



Yeah, Bermuda was probably giving the rounded-off totals. It really went more like this:

Al: $93.27

Steve:$93.78

Jim: $93.46

Jon: $93.12 (that's the trouble with playing drums-- you're at the back of the stage, so the only extra emoluments come from "fans" with really powerful throwing arms)



I wonder if the extra emoluments were enough to pay for the extra liniment. :dontgetit:

So are you saying they threw more stuff at Steve than anyone else? But considering how much Al moves around the stage, it's no wonder he didn't get as much. (A moving target is so much harder to hit.) And I think they hated them more than $1.63s worth of change. Yep. I saved Dr. Dad the trouble of doing the math



Emoluments??

Tell me you didn't just know that word... I am (I think) fairly well read, but I had never heard that word. For the non-orthographically inclined amongst us:

e·mol·u·ment

Payment for an office or employment; compensation.

[Middle English, from Latin molumentum, gain, originally a miller's fee for grinding grain, from molere, to grind out : -, ex-, ex- + molere, to grind; see mel- in Indo-European Roots.]

Remind me never to play scrabble with you

<Scottidog puts her dictionary closer to the computer, for future reference.>

What kind of a moron would throw car keys? Don't you kind of need those?

Evidently Homer Simpson was in the crowd that night.



"Don't you hate pants??"

Hotel keys I could understand...



:nervous: :sigh:

So are you saying they threw more stuff at Steve than anyone else?

He's bigger. Easier to hit.

And I think they hated them more than $1.63s worth of change.

You didn't adjust for inflation.



Dave

Emoluments??

Tell me you didn't just know that word.

Sorry, I did just know that word... sort of. I'd read it but never used it, so I checked before I posted to make sure it did mean what I thought it did. BTW, I'm not really all that scary a Scrabble opponent. I'm a bad strategist, so I'm always leaving those double-letter and triple-word score spaces available for other players without realizing it. :shocked:

And I think they hated them more than $1.63s worth of change

Dave has a good point about inflation... but really, don't you think it's kind of sordid to measure someone's feelings for another person in terms of cash? That audience showed a sincerity and depth of emotion that just can't be expressed by mere money.

I checked before I posted to make sure it did mean what I thought it did.

I'm so glad you had to at least check its meaning...

That audience showed a sincerity and depth of emotion that just can't be expressed by mere money.

True. They showed a shockingly deep lack of couth, not to mention tastelessness of truly monumental proportions.



Stupid. They're so STUPID!