First off
where the heck WERE you guys!?! I couldnt find any of you before the show, and after the show, I waited outside between the venue and the free-parking lot for the better part of an hour holding a WOWAY SIGN, and no one stopped or said hi or anything! Then my hubby and I and our two hyper kids waited for an hour in the long line of fans waiting for Al to come out and sign autographs until that dude came out to tell us that Al wasnt signing tonight. (I yelled, What about handshakes? but apparently the band was planning to just hit the road, so we did too
) Anyone else here in that line besides Laurie and I? Btw, thanks to young Mr. Ross and friend for keeping my kids amused in line; that was helpful.
And now, my concert report
Beverly, MA, North Shore Music Theater, SOL tour, 8/11/07:
(warning: set list spoilers!)
Id never seen Al at a theater-in-the-round before, but Id certainly do it again. Although I wished he could be facing me all the time, the slowly rotating circular stage gave everyone in the place a chance to look Al in the face, see how great TBITB are looking, and get a few glimpses of what MarlinsGirl likes to call Als assets.
The crowd, literally ranging from toddlers to geriatrics, seemed a good mix of die-hards and first-timers. At 8 pm when Fun Zone started playing over the PA, we die-hards began to bounce excitedly in our seats and hoot adoringly. Theres nothing like the moment when you know youre about to see The Great One, real and alive and just a few meters in front of you. Suddenly, three large video screens roared to life, and right away I noticed some new stock footage, for which I was grateful, as I felt Id seen enough of some of the video from recent tours. A quick video clip of Mr. Rogers raised a chuckle from the audience.
The band opened with Polkarama, and by the time they got to the Golddigger part, huge waves of bubbles emanated from the stage. Al, in black pants and shirt, shiny silver belt, and red tie, was looking rather Billie-Joe-ish, albeit with his lovely curls bouncing against the back of his neck and his stunning cheekbones leaving no question that it was indeed our one true Al up there. Speaking of Billie Joe, after the polka medley, they launched into Canadian Idiot, to the delight of my four-year-old-son, who still seems to think its a coincidence that Als song and Green Days sound so much alike (preschoolers have a limited grasp of parody.) For me, the highlight of Canadian Idiot came after like its a real sport, when Al gave an intense butt wiggle that for once made me okay with the fact that he was, at that moment, facing away from me. When they got to pre-emptive strike, there was a loud cannon-blast sound effect that probably frightened a few of the older or younger listeners, but my kids didnt seem to mind, especially when Idiot gave way to one of their favorite songs: Close But No Cigar. Following that fan-fave, Al made a quick change backstage into the Mighty Silver Suit for Its All About The Pentiums, a strobe-heavy number that got the crowd singing. A further change was needed for the next number, as Al treated the audience to his unreleased but oft-downloaded mockorama Youre Pitiful. That costume found His Royal Cuteness in a sparkly gold top, but he was soon to change again
right (gasp!) in front of us! During Pitiful, he pulled off the gold shirt to reveal a black tee with white ribs on it, but then he pulled that shirt off, too! (Be still, my beating heart!) Under the black shirt was a yellow t-shirt which read, Atlantic Records Sucks, a reference, as you probably all know, to Atlantics refusal to approve the James Blunt parody for release. Most of the audience appeared to be aware of the skirmish, as the t-shirts message drew much supportive laughter.
But then brace yourselves, AlGals Al made one more alteration to his costume, unzipping the black pants and sliding them off to reveal heart-print boxers and a small pink tutu. This was followed by several minutes of pure bliss as Al crooned Wanna Be Ur Lover to a very appreciative crowd, although I hope the woman he walked right up close to to sing, do you mind if I chew on your butt? was a die-hard and not some newbie who wouldnt have appreciated the great honor which he bestowed upon her. By the time he screamed wanna be your lover! for the last time of the night, he was all up in some old ladys grill; I felt quite jealous, despite being seated five feet from my hubby/soulmate all night
its quite a powerful hold the Great One has over us Al-Gals, and seeing him live just reminds me why all over again. On screen, videos of Als fake interviews, music videos, and weird random footage played between every song throughout the two-hour show. While most of us have seen the interviews endless times, theyre always fun, and they provide guaranteed belly laughs to those audience members who arent familiar with AL-TV (poor dears).
After WBUL, Al sang Couch Potato, and after a change into a red hoodie-under-black-dress-shirt ensemble with a grey Taylor Hicks wig, Do I Creep You Out? Then it was time for
new material! Donning a red shirt and white sailor hat, Al began to sing, My name is Gilligan
I dont know what it was a parody of, and I didnt get all the words (
theres a job for Happy Steve!), but the song was called Im In Love With The Skipper. While the audience scratched their heads over that one, Al burst into Headline News, featuring
NEW VERSES! (Something about a DUI presumably refers to Lindsey Lohans latest scrape, but I liked the line that was something to the effect of why is this considered news?)
Next up was A Complicated Song, followed by a medley of Bedrock Anthem, Ode To A Superhero, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Trapped In The Drive-Through, and Gump. Then, slipping into his red leather jacket, Al thrilled the audience with his classic food song, Eat It, followed by the much more recent Ill Sue Ya, for which he dressed in olive fatigues and dreadlocks.
Then the stage went dark. Slowly, darkly familiar music began to rise from the stage area, and I found myself thinking of
Darth Vader and the Evil Galactic Emperor. Aha, I realized; theyre going to do Saga and Yoda. My favorites, but also the show-enders, right?
A long, long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Thrilled, I watched as a Jedi-clad Al sang The Saga Begins and Yoda, - including the latest version of the Yoda Chant - then the lights went out again. The crowd stood, cheering, preparing to leave, as the video for Weasel Stomping Day came on the screens and my kids happily sang about ritualized animal cruelty. I leaned over to my handsome hubby and asked if Al was going to do Smells Like Nirvana. He didnt think so. Oh, I said, because I thought I just saw two cheerleaders come out of the backstage area. Sure enough, after the WSD video, the band broke into Smells Like Nirvana, with dancing cheerleaders and Al dressed as Kurt, and the North Shore Music Theater was like one enormous happy mosh pit. Trading the blond wig for a flat black hat, Al sang Amish Paradise as the crowd waved their arms rhythmically along to the music.
The band caught their breath (theyd soon need it) while some videos played, including Als fake interview with Moby in which Al suggests Moby give him a lyric, and Moby says, We all have cellphones, so, come on, lets get real, and Al proceeds to sing
that. The crowd laughed, and then die-hards and newbies alike went bananas as Al and the band performed their newest hit, White And Nerdy. When the cheering after that song ended, the Fat video began to play on the screens (my hubby had to console my son, whos still young enough to be frightened of that video), and Al waddled, in Fat costume, up onto the stage to sing it live. (Even wrapped in all that bean-filled foam, Al can sure shake his thang.) When he once again left the stage after Fat, the crowd started chanting what else? We Want AL! We Want AL! Obliging (and unsurprised, Im sure), the band returned.
I know what you want, teased The Great One, and he began to croon sweetly
We aaaaaall haaaaaave cellphoooones, so, come on, lets get reeeal. We laughed our butts off and held our glowing cellphones aloft as he sang the line over and over. Then he promised us
one last song. Well, when youre seeing Al in the flesh and you know theres only one song left, you want it to be wacky and funny and visual and
well, LONG, so you can spend maximum time in his presence. And he must have known all this, because he launched into
Albequerque! Its long, its wacky, and it provided Al the opportunity to do lots of his physical comedy, although how he does that and sing at the same time I cant imagine. He must have lungs like a blue whale.
After two and a half hours of sheer perfection, the show was over. But itll be with me forever, one of the great memories of my life.
Karen Taylor, 8/12/2007 4 am
One edit: Bermuda informs me that the "cellphone" interview with Moby is actually an interview with MICHAEL STIPE. Apparently I am so colossally uncool that I couldn't tell the difference. Oopsie! - kaz
