World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but a woman who looks just like you was recently institutionalized for stalking him, so when he sees you, he runs in the opposite direction as fast as his legs will carry him.



I wish that Rover et al. had just shut up.

Granted, but now someone wishes that you would shut up.

I wish I had won WA Survivor Vii....

Granted, but the prize is the collected works of Pauly Shore, extended director's edition

I wish that I had all of Al's CD's

Your wish is granted, but due to a misunderstanding you end up with Weird Al's personal CD collection instead of a copy of his collected works. And he wants them back.

I wish Al appeared on the Colbert Report.

TMBJon @ Nov 30 2006, 08:53 PM wrote: Your wish is granted, but due to a misunderstanding you end up with Weird Al's personal CD collection instead of a copy of his collected works. And he wants them back.

He'd be more than welcome to come to my place and pick them up

But then we'd have to listen to Al get all political.

I wish Al would make UHF2.

Granted, but unfortunately everyone boycots its release because of Michael Richard's meltdown.

I wish Al would go back to releasing a new album every year.

Granted, but various music critics, in a fit of music-rage, start plotting world domination, which succeeds. And who wants to live in a world controlled bymusic critics ?

I wish for fish. More specifically, the Wheel Of Fish.

EDIT - Kinda late, so I changed it

Granted, but you have picked the box. STUPID!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO STUUUUPIIIIIDDD!

I wish Al would do a video for "Trapped in the Drive-Thru."

Granted, but everyone gets blinded by that idiot in the Volvo.

I wish that I didn't pick the box