Well, I hope not, but if he does, he can always sell the old one on eBay to cover his copay
Haha, I'm picturing that:
Ebay Item#27272727272 "Weird Al" Original Hip
Description: Yes that's right folks here is an auction for a rare part of Al collectables... his very own hip. It's been gyrated in WBUL and wiggled back and fourth in My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder in concert, and now it can be yours. Comes with certificate of authenticity.
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I know we'd all be in a major bidding war over that lovely part of Al that we could hang over our fireplace... legally. Hehe
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' Leslie Nielsen, as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, From Police Squad