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Kayy911 @ Jul 11 2005, 08:13 PM wrote: Me and my friend record the music and he just does all the other crap!

You guys do a good job! Nice to see you back, Jeffrey. I don't know the original song, but keep writing those parodies, man.
- Matt

Ruben, can you PM me the lyrics to the first verse of Swimmer's Ballad? Thanks! Otherwise, I can record my polka about Hmmm Right now!

Ok, if anyone knows the first verse to Swimmers Ballad, then PM me it. Thanks!

who sings it?

Ruben and the Novelty Shack.

Well, I decided to finish up my polka, so here it is:

Racist (Against Devils) By Nuclear Bubble Wrap
I Regret Everything I Said By Jake Waters
Blocks and Lanes By Ruben And The Novelty Shack
Stacy's Dog By Matthew Hodgson "That One Guy"
I Don't Know How To Use A Fork By Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Appitizing Lunches By Garrett Cook
Couch Potato By "Weird Al" Yankovic
My PS2 By The Sporksters
I'm Going Slightly Mad By Queen
I Ain't A Moron By Richard Martinez
2004 By The Sporksters
My Own Worst Parody By Matthew Hodgson "That One Guy"
Parody Star By Ryan Hamann
Mind Of Comedy By Garrett Cook

THE COMEDY POLKA

They were all scared of me
No one would talk to me
Everybody ran from me
I don’t think they like me
They don’t think that I come in peace
Just cause I look like a freak
And so this is what it seems

They’re racist
(Against devils)
Looks like they’re racist
(Against devils)
I kinda think they’re racist
(Against devils)
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils

I Regret Everything I Said
I Regret Everything I Said
Everything I Said Except
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD

We got Blocks and Lanes
And Lanes and Blocks
And Blocks And Lanes
And Lanes And Blocks
And Blocks And Lanes
And Lanes And Blocks
And Water!

Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Hey!

Down here in the kitchen of my house
I cooked some eggs and want to eat them now
There’s something that I do not want to admit, but it’s true

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can never use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always refuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork.
I don't know how to use a fork.

I wish they all could be Appitizing Lunches
I wish they all could be Appitizing Lunches
Hey!

Look,
If you had,
One Shot,
To Sit On Your Lazy Butt
and Watch all the TV you ever wanted,
Until your brain turned to mush,
would you go for it,
or just let it slip?

My PS2, that thing is always on
Its all i ever wanted, and i've waited for so long
Gamecube, can't you see, you're just not the game for me
I know it might seem wrong, but my PS2 is always on

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear
Hahahahaha

I Ain't A Moron
I Ain't A Moron
I Ain't A Moron
I Ain't A Moron
Hey!

We saw all new classics
We got brand new lines
Donald Trump on The Apprentice
Would always say, “You’re fired”
We all walked through the door
To see a film by Michael Moore
Thought we’d run away
From hurricane number four
Where’s that Ashlee girl, last name Simpson
She went on SNL, and was caught lip- syncin’
It’s when Ron Artest hit some guy
Whatever happened to the
Hockey, B-Ball,
(On the news there was)


Please Tell Me
Please Tell Me Why
I Can't Find Anything Funny
That Rhymes
Like peeing with my pants on
Like I can be a moron at times
Hey!

I’m a par’dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I’m a par’dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I’m a par’dist,
Cuz,
I’m a par’dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I’m a par’dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I’m a par’dist,
Parodies,

Because I did it for the mind of comedy
Baby, Baby
Comedy, Yeah
I tripped the old lady and beat up the man
Started an angry mob
Just for a laugh
I did it all for the mind of comedy
Yeah
I did it all for the mind of comedy
Did it all for the mind of comedy
Hey!

And you may hear a sdrawkcab egassem in it!

Looks good!
- Matt

I agree with Matt. It is a good song.

Thanks! I'm going to get started recording it to perfection.......... (Don't Ask)

Wow! The polka is harder to record then I thought! I guess I'll start to record Keyboard Blah Blah..........