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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:36 am
by yankochick38
Granted
But Al jumps into a dumpster after reading the last few pages of this.
I wish that Al didn't jump into a dumpster.
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:47 am
by JEDM
Granted!
Now he jumps into a woodchipper
I wish Al would do a juggling act
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:52 am
by Supermeat2005
Granted, but it's on a pool 500 feet in the air and he falls...
I wish Al had a safety net...
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:53 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
But it breaks
I wish Al was a circus clown
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:13 am
by childofthespiral
Granted! But when he squirts you with the plastic flower on his label, it's filled with pepper spray.
I wish Al would enjoy a nice cup of coffee with me.
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:30 am
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but Al enjoys coffee only if it spills on your head.
I wish childofthespiral's face didn't have the burning sensation of coffee poured all over it.
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:51 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
Now yours does!
I wish Al would have a huge concert in England for no reason at all
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:16 am
by yankochick38
Granted!!
He also decides to throw pies at random people in the audience for no reason at all!
I wish that Al would make a song just for me
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:01 pm
by JEDM
Granted!!
But it's only 1 second long
I wish Al would blow up all the bad folks on Earth
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:36 pm
by childofthespiral
Granted! But you're one of them.
I wish Al would call me on my cell phone.