World of Weird Al Yankovic

It's not a tribute, Matt, but be my guest!

Mad Genius @ Jun 26 2005, 07:14 PM wrote: It's not a tribute, Matt, but be my guest!

Okay, I'll just have to hear it to see. Good Luck!
- Matt

Does anyone know how I can record things so they switch sides on my headphones, like in "A Complicated Song" on my computer?

Cool Edit has a panning feature that does that.

For anyone who cares:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/1/nuclearbubblewrap.htm

Cool songs, Jace!

Ta-da! My first completed written parody. I doubt I will ever record it because I lack the software and know-how, but it was fun to write, even if it's lame.

Mr. Bubbles (Parody of Mr. Brightside by The Killers)

Get him out of his bowl and he's starting to smell
Gotta gotta flush down cuz he's had his time
Say goodbye to my fish
How did he end up like this
He was only a fish
He was only a fish
Saw him falling asleep
Saw him swimming his last
Now the bubbles die down
Now that his life is past
Now I pull down the knob
And he's whirling around
And I drop to the ground
But I'm calling his name now
In a better place now
Watch him go
And as he spins it's killing me
Am I even sane?
Misery
Wishing he could be with me
Stumbling through my life alone
Ask God why he let him go
Stress is shedding all my hair
Wake up from my nightmare
I see nothing in the bowl
Poor Mr. Bubbles

Coming out of my house for the first time all month
Gotta gotta go out cuz there's no more milk
Then I saw a neat fish
It was such a great fish
I wanted that fish
I wanted that fish
Now i'm taking it home
Put him into the bowl
Now he's looking around
Now he's swam in a hole
I'm in love with this fish
But the thought hits my head
Mr. Bubbles is dead
But he's in the sewer
Blinky here is cooler
Let him go
I look at Blinky do a trick
And put on his show
History
Is this fish that once had been
I won't live my life alone
Minds are often changing
Is that such a shallow thing?
Blinky here is calling me
I am on to newer things.
Who's Mr. Bubbles?
Forgotten
Forgotten
Forgotten
Forgotten


So, what do you think? Constructive criticism is welcomed.

Not bad, Carol!

Not bad!
- Matt

I got a new polka!
The Comedy Polka

Racist (Against Devils) By Nuclear Bubble Wrap
I Regret Everything I Said By Jake Waters
Stacy's Dog By Matthew Hodgson "That One Guy"
I Don't Know How To Use A Fork By Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Couch Potato By "Weird Al" Yankovic
I'm Going Slightly Mad By Queen
Happy 4th Of July By Garrett Cook
My Own Worst Parody By Matthew Hodgson "That One Guy"
Parody Star By Ryan Hamann
Mind Of Comedy By Garrett Cook

They were all scared of me
No one would talk to me
Everybody ran from me
I don’t think they like me
They don’t think that I come in peace
Just cause I look like a freak
And so this is what it seems

They’re racist
(Against devils)
Looks like they’re racist
(Against devils)
I kinda think they’re racist
(Against devils)
They’re racist, they’re racist
Against devils

I Regret Everything I Said
I Regret Everything I Said
Everything I Said Except
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD

Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Stacy's Dog Is Soiling My Lawn
Hey!

Down here in the kitchen of my house
I cooked some eggs and want to eat them now
There’s something that I do not want to admit, but it’s true

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can never use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always refuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork.
I don't know how to use a fork.

Look,
If you had,
One Shot,
To Sit On Your Lazy Butt
and Watch all the TV you ever wanted,
Until your brain turned to mush,
would you go for it,
or just let it slip?

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear
Hahahahaha

I Want To Tell You
On This Day
It is the 4th of
A month ending with J
So why don't
You just fatten yourself up
With food and shoot off Fireworks?

Please Tell Me
Please Tell Me Why
I Can't Find Anything Funny
That Rhymes
Like peeing with my pants on
Like I can be a moron at times
Hey!

I’m a par’dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I’m a par’dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I’m a par’dist,
Cuz,
I’m a par’dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I’m a par’dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I’m a par’dist,
Parodies,

Because I did it for the mind of comedy
Baby, Baby
Comedy, Yeah
I tripped the old lady and beat up the man
Started an angry mob
Just for a laugh
I did it all for the mind of comedy
Yeah
I did it all for the mind of comedy
Did it all for the mind of comedy
Hey!

Ok well, if I forgot any of you, then send me what lyrics you want in it and your name or comedy band, and I'll put it in!!!!!!!