World of Weird Al Yankovic

Okay, I'm gonna post the lyrics.
Pet
Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
Yeah
Play with me
After school
We’ll play with Scruffy

All the/other kids at school
Have got/Something really cool
Like a/dog or cat or kind of pet
But me not yet
Well my/birthday’s coming round
So far/I’ve not made a sound
So then/my dad asked me what to get
I said “A pet!”
I wait a while
‘Cause he had a smile
Perched on his face
What a disgrace
Because all the time
He hadn’t spent a dime on me

Tell me
Why’d you have to go and get a hobo from the street?
Though I want a pet you shouldn’t get me a drunken guy named Pete
Why’d you get him?
I hate/his smell/ it’s like/I’m in hell/If I could/ I would sell him
He has a bad smell every nobo I‘ve met has stated
Oh, ho, oh

Well dad/really is proud
At dinner/he’s real loud
‘Bout how/he’s a genius
Finding Pete
Like he was a treat

Well I/said I hated him
Told dad/if I rated him
I said/over and over again
From 1-10
He’d get a 2
And that a you
Should get me a dog
Not a smelly old hog
Told him again
That Pete smells out-dated

Well see
I can’t have fun with this man as I have stated
Well, he’s good for the thought but his stench is overrated
Trust my word now
Well, yes he can snore and he can bore me right out my wits but is he fun, really is he as much fun as as he’s hated?
No, no, no
Oh, no
Not close
Oh, no
No, no
No, No
No, no

My mom said they did their best
And they couldn’t find the rest
Well I didn’t believe her
‘Cause I saw an ad for a golden retriever
In her favorite
Sunday paper
That cannot
Escape her
I want a pet
Why won’t they let me?

Get one
Why’d you have to go and lie to me?
When’s the last time that you honestly?
Took a good look
For a dog or a cat or a bird or a fish or a rat or a bat or something?
Did you spend any time?
No, no, no

Instead you went and got me a hobo
You could have looked around the globo
You looked down the street
Oh I wait for a bird or a cat or a reptilian thing or something else
If you looked around then my name is Jack Lobo
Oh you liars

the27 @ Jun 25 2005, 08:52 AM wrote: Cool! I can't what to hear your new parody! I fixed the misspelling of your last name.

Thanks for fixing the spelling! I don't think I'm going to do that project (not yet anyway). Last night I posted that because I had an AWESOME idea, but now that I think about it I should go ahead and continue to work on the data disc. In a couple months I'm going to be getting my first post-college full time job, so I need to get the disc done while I have all this free time.

Also, I'm at a good point to just finish the disc and by that time I can just wait to see if Dr. Demento plays my Anniversary song on his show in October.

I'm still going to play around with the idea that I had, but I'm probably just going to worry about the disc.
- Matt

Okay, since I posted about working on a new project and might not follow through with it, I'm going to post a rare song of mine! This is a parody of Hash Pipe by Weezer that I made in 2001 called Flashlight. It's about a person who doesn't know what a cavity search is, and then they find out!

Flashlight Recorded in 2001

Enjoy!
- Matt
PS. Heres' the lyrics (the song has been edited)

I hear police sirens I get out of my car
The cop asks me to spread really far
I cant' believe it he pulls down my pants
I hear the plastic glove snap against his hands.

Chorus
(woa) come on and search me
(woa, woa) cavity search
(woa, woa) cavity search me
(woa, woa) Mr. Police man
(woa, woa) I've got my a** wiped
(woa, woa) what the heck, geeze
Is that your flashlight

I know you guys have to enforce the law
but then again I that that was all
I'll never drive around anymore on your beet
because your alot bigger than officer Steve

Repeat Chorus x2

Umm... the link doesn't work, though the lyrics are cool! Good idea to work on the disc now, when your time is still avaliable.

Um...yeah...just...yeah...

Okay, now try it.

The song was awesome,Matt!

weirdalfan95 @ Jun 26 2005, 12:10 AM wrote: The song was awesome,Matt!

Thanks, that's one of my rare iffy songs. I have two other iffy songs. One is "Wet Dreams", a parody of Sweat Dreams by Marrilyn Manson. The other one is "My Boyfriend's Straight", a parody of Flavor of the Week by American Hi-Fi.

Those songs are too iffy to post, especially Wet Dreams. They will be on my data disc though.
- Matt

Hi, The27! Welcome to WOWAY! I see you've found the Parodies thread just fine and I heard your song, "Pet" and it sounds interesting. Do you mind sending me that MIDI? I could edit it for you and convert it to .mp3 if you're interested.

In Other News....


I am in the process of parodying "Weird Al" Yankovic! I can't tell you what the song is as I am keeping it a surprise until it is finally recorded. *no spoilers!*

Stay Tuned!!!!

Mad Genius @ Jun 26 2005, 06:56 PM wrote: I am in the process of parodying "Weird Al" Yankovic! I can't tell you what the song is as I am keeping it a surprise until it is finally recorded. *no spoilers!*

I could put it on my weirdalwannabe site...if you want.
- Matt