World of Weird Al Yankovic

Great news! I came up with an OFFICIAL schedule I'm going to go by for recording and I will keep my promise of releasing them on these days!

6/8 - The Royal Polka
6/9 - Keyboard Blah Blah
6/10 - Crazy

Thanks!

Well since everyone is coming with single artist polkas, heres one i just made up...

Billion Dollar Polka [Alice Cooper]

She struts into the room well I don't know her
but with a magnifying glance I just sort of looked her over hmm
We had a drink or two well maybe three
and then suddenly she starts telling me her life story
She says baby if you wanna be my lover you better take me home
'cause it's a long long way to paradise and I'm still on my own!

See my lonely life unfold
I see it everyday
see my lonely mind explode
when I've gone insane- ane-ane

School's out for summer
school's out forever
school's been blown to pieces
No more pencils
no more books
no more teacher's
dirty looks, YEAH!

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He's sick , he's obscene-scene-scene, HEY!

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake
I wanna be elected
We're gonna rock to the rules that I make
I wanna be elected!

I'm eighteen and
I like it yes I like it oh I like it love it like it love it
Eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen and I like it

But you were under my wheels why don't you let me be
Yeah yeah got you under my wheels yeah yeah I got you under my wheels
I got you under my wheels got you got you got you got you
Under my wheels got you under my wheels wheels wheels wheels

I'm a teenage Frankenstein
The local freak with the twisted mind
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
These ain't my hands
And these legs ain't mine, NO!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win you lose
Hey, hye, hey, hey, hey stoopid

I want to love you, but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison runnin'thru my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
Poison

Million dollar baby
Billion dollar bay
Trillion dollar baby
ZIL-LION DOL-LAR BA-BY

WEIRDABBOTT

Nice!

thanks, also good news, pretty soon you will be able to hear my recorded version of 2004, all i need to get is a microphone for my computer and it will be here.

So, I'm going to record the music, then my voice.......Anybody know how to put them together in one? WITHOUT, you know, while I record the music sing.......

CODA*
(Parody of the Kinks 'Lola')

I’m in the school band and I’m very thirsty
I couldn’t wait till lunch so I could go drink my soda
S -o -d -a, soda

I was sitting in my chair like a bump on a log
Something went wrong and she said that I missed the coda
C -o -d -a, coda
Co-co-co-co coda

Well, I play the sax, and I ain’t never seen
Something that looks very similar like a repeat
Oh, the coda
co-co-co-co coda

Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
Why you would have something that just confuses the band
Oh, the coda
Co-co-co-co coda co-co-co-co coda

Well, I joined band just the year before
And I’ve never ever played the coda before
The teacher said, won’t you just try
I looked at the coda, and I just asked her ‘why?’

Well I’m not the kind that would argue with her
so it looks like I’ll practice for a long, long time
with the coda
Co-co-co-co coda co-co-co-co coda
Coda
Co-co-co-co coda co-co-co-co coda

So I played all night
Trying to play it right
It put up a fight
I thought I would be dead
Well, I gave up and went to bed

Mom said, son, you gave up but at least you tried
I heard what she had to say, her words be my guide
Oh, the coda
co-co-co-co coda

I know that coda’s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you play it, then it’ll be overjoyed
Oh, the coda
Co-co-co-co coda

Well, I heard my friends could get it down
And left on my face was a big ugly frown
But I know that I’ll be playing all the way
I’ll be playing that part every single day

The part was challenging and kinda hard
But now I’m having concerts out in my front yard
With the coda
Co-co-co-co coda co-co-co-co coda

Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda
Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda

Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda
Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda

Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda
Coda co-co-co-co coda, co-co-co-co coda


*CODA: the closing section of a musical composition

WEIRDABBOTT

WeirdAbbott @ Jun 8 2005, 03:32 PM wrote: *CODA: the closing section of a musical composition

That would've been nice to know before the song......

lol, Nice Song!!!!!!!!

Driew_La_27 @ Jun 8 2005, 05:47 PM wrote: That would've been nice to know before the song......

yeah i guess so, but you usually put the star when the song is over

Nice song Abbott!