
The Big Fat UHF Topic
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mewrio @ Jul 11 2004, 11:08 PM wrote: Well, in case you don't read the International forum very often (may it be upon your head if you don't), I got UHF today! I'll give my review, or list of favourite scenes, whatever, once I've watched it tonight.

Oh by the way, I've cracked the code.
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So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
AUNT ESTHER
Oh, he'll be out soon. I think he's having some kind of last minute business meeting.
12 INT. BACK BEDROOM - NIGHT
A hot poker game is in progress. Five men are deeply engrossed in the game, chewing on cigars and slugging down beers. HARVEY BILCHIK, George's scheming, gruff-talking (but somehow likeable) uncle, slaps his cards face up on the table.
Also, does anyone know where to find a UHF dvd (not online though)
So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
AUNT ESTHER
Oh, he'll be out soon. I think he's having some kind of last minute business meeting.
12 INT. BACK BEDROOM - NIGHT
A hot poker game is in progress. Five men are deeply engrossed in the game, chewing on cigars and slugging down beers. HARVEY BILCHIK, George's scheming, gruff-talking (but somehow likeable) uncle, slaps his cards face up on the table.
Also, does anyone know where to find a UHF dvd (not online though)
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I have to agree w/ many of the opinions already expressed
The Ghandi II, Rambo, Gone with the Wind, Spatula City, and Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse scenes are hilarious!
George: "....And boy oh boy are we gonna have fun today. We're gonna have so much fun... we'll forget about how miserable we are and how much life sucks and how we're all going to grow old and die someday."
Weasel-Boy:"I wanna go home!"
George: "Shut up, you little weasel!"
Sorry, I can't help but crack up at that

George: "....And boy oh boy are we gonna have fun today. We're gonna have so much fun... we'll forget about how miserable we are and how much life sucks and how we're all going to grow old and die someday."
Weasel-Boy:"I wanna go home!"
George: "Shut up, you little weasel!"

Sorry, I can't help but crack up at that

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Oh, you forgot what he said after that.
"Now we're going to watch a cartoon of a hopeless coyote in the relentless pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. WHO MOCKS AND LAUGHS AT HIM, AS HE'S REPEATEDLY CRUSHED AND MAIMED! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!"
I don't know the whole line to the T, but you get the idea.
~S~

"Now we're going to watch a cartoon of a hopeless coyote in the relentless pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. WHO MOCKS AND LAUGHS AT HIM, AS HE'S REPEATEDLY CRUSHED AND MAIMED! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!"
I don't know the whole line to the T, but you get the idea.

~S~
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