The Big Fat UHF Topic

Themagic#27 · Post by **Themagic#27** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:49 am

Whatever. It's still gross.

Post by **weirdojace** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:54 am

"Hey kids, where do you wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy oh boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We'll forget about how miserable we are. And now much life sucks. And how we're all gonna grow old and...die someday."
"I wanna go home."
"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE WEASEL!!! Okay...now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote. Who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. Who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him everytime he's repeadily CRUSHED and MAIMED!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!"

Best. Scene. Ever.

young dumb and ugly · Post by **young dumb and ugly** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:56 am

I love that scene! I also like the scene coming a few minutes after that (i think) where Stanley makes his big great speech about his mop and how life is like a mop!

Sarah

Post by **weird_el** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:58 am

weirdojace @ Jun 29 2004, 10:54 PM wrote: Okay...now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote. Who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. Who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him everything he's repeadily CRUSHED and MAIMED!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!"

Best. Scene. Ever.

I concur.

Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:23 pm

weirdojace @ Jun 29 2004, 11:54 PM wrote: "Hey kids, where do you wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy oh boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We'll forget about how miserable we are. And now much life sucks. And how we're all gonna grow old and...die someday."
"I wanna go home."
"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE WEASEL!!! Okay...now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote. Who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. Who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him everytime he's repeadily CRUSHED and MAIMED!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!"

Best. Scene. Ever.

And that's the ONE reason I would want to be the part of Stanley if my school did a stage version of UHF.

weirdal3k · Post by **weirdal3k** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:42 pm

Rambo Al buying a helicopter ride, Raul tossing the poodles out the window, and the commercials for Conan: The Librarian and Ghandi II were the best scenes. As far as the commentary goes, I enjoyed the parts where Al gets up to get his manager a doughnut and to warn Stanley during Stanley's fight at the Channel 8 building.

drnick954 · Post by **drnick954** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:44 pm

weirdojace wrote: "Hey kids, where do you wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy oh boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We'll forget about how miserable we are. And now much life sucks. And how we're all gonna grow old and...die someday."
"I wanna go home."
"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE WEASEL!!! Okay...now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote. Who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner. Who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him everytime he's repeadily CRUSHED and MAIMED!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!"

Yes yes, great scene, very funny

Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:04 pm

weirdal3k @ Jun 30 2004, 12:42 PM wrote: Al gets up to get his manager a doughnut and to warn Stanley during Stanley's fight at the Channel 8 building.

You would enjoy Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which a man and two robots make fun of movies by showing up in shadow in the corner of your screen and they point to stuff onscreen. Al parodied the now-cancelled series with those scenes.

WATCH OUT! HE'S COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Kitten · Post by **Kitten** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:37 pm

jerAL @ Jun 22 2004, 01:44 PM wrote: the FIRE HOSE!!!!

i love that part!

Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:48 pm

When the kid FLYS off the stool is just side-splitting.