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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:48 pm
by JEDM
Michigan

When should Al hop on his hog and fly into the Great Barrier Reef?

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:25 pm
by Melquizio
When the aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Farr sent him back to last Thursday night.



How many trophies has Al won for the National Origami Championships?

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:46 am
by Quab
None, he was caught using preformince enhancing drugs.



What if Al grew his nosehairs out and used them to fight crime?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:07 am
by Corey
They'll catch everybody on America's Most Wanted.

What if Al's accordion became pink and flower decorated?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:08 am
by Melquizio
Then he'd give it to Ruben.


How many hamsters lined up would it take to reach Albuquerque from Darwin, MN?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:25 am
by Big Spoon
Just three.


Why did the sheep buy the vinyl copy of Dare To Be Stupid?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:28 am
by JEDM
He forgot his pants.


Could the extras on the Poodle Hat cover make a human pyramid tall enough to reach the top of the Eiffel Tower?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:30 am
by Big Spoon
No, they could only reach the Sun.


Why was Nina caught playing in Al's jar of pickled mayonnaise?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:13 am
by JEDM
She lost her favorite pair of socks.


Should Al punch the fat person just around the corner?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:27 pm
by bryce87
No just the one that's up the hill.

Should Al buy Rubber Underwear or Silly Puddy Underwear?