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Michigan

When should Al hop on his hog and fly into the Great Barrier Reef?
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When the aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Farr sent him back to last Thursday night.



How many trophies has Al won for the National Origami Championships?
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None, he was caught using preformince enhancing drugs.



What if Al grew his nosehairs out and used them to fight crime?
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They'll catch everybody on America's Most Wanted.

What if Al's accordion became pink and flower decorated?
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Then he'd give it to Ruben.


How many hamsters lined up would it take to reach Albuquerque from Darwin, MN?
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Just three.


Why did the sheep buy the vinyl copy of Dare To Be Stupid?
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He forgot his pants.


Could the extras on the Poodle Hat cover make a human pyramid tall enough to reach the top of the Eiffel Tower?
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No, they could only reach the Sun.


Why was Nina caught playing in Al's jar of pickled mayonnaise?
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She lost her favorite pair of socks.


Should Al punch the fat person just around the corner?
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No just the one that's up the hill.

Should Al buy Rubber Underwear or Silly Puddy Underwear?
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