Stupid Questions - Stupid Answers

iloveweirdalandqueen · Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:05 am

No he should make it with a grapfruit.

Why did Al scream "hamsters" at the top of his lungs.

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:19 am

His pants were too tight.

Can Al stomp on a beer bottle while wearing stilits?

barglenawdlezouzman · Post by **barglenawdlezouzman** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:14 am

as long as its not coors light

is it possible for al to make a parody of this

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:23 pm

yes but the parody would either be poo or poop

what if weird al did a concert without singing white and nerdy

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:42 am

then the audience would get mad and squirt cheez whiz at him till he left the stage, and the concert would be over, and everybody would live unhappily ever after. the end.

what happens if you feed cheez whiz to a rabid wolverine?

barglenawdlezouzman · Post by **barglenawdlezouzman** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:55 am

it will turn into satan

what would of happened if al invented mustard?

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:35 am

everyone would go crazy and have a beer and get drunk and start making tributes to paulie shore.
did sol invent pancreas.

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:36 am

No. It invented sausage.

Can SOL march 20 miles and back without getting tired?

barglenawdlezouzman · Post by **barglenawdlezouzman** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:36 am

no, because a cd does not have legs

what if al was a techno musician

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:27 am

He wouldn't be weird anymore.

What would happen if Al became a Crazy Cow Therapist?