World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted! but they're still annoying.

I wish Al would go to the movies with me.

Granted!!

But some loud, obnoxious person keeps doing 'Wanna B Ur Lovr' squeals throughout the whole thing! Then you find out it's Al.

I wish that Al would swim in my pool .

Granted but Al isn't wearing any clothes.

I wish Al would give me 10 million dollars.

Granted! But the dollars are actually pesos, so it's only about $88,000 in USD.

I wish Al would give me $10 million in USD.

granted but the us will blown up into smithereens in like 5 minutes lol

I wish weird al would post of WOWAY.

Granted, but then you couldn't.

I wish Al could find my copy of "Poodle Hat" - it was laying right here a day ago.

Granted but Al isn't wearing any clothes.

Interesting...

I wish Al could find my copy of "Poodle Hat" - it was laying right here a day ago.

Granted!!

But you notice that your copy of SOL is gone after Al leaves...

I wish that Al would practice my piano for me while I was on the computer.

Granted, but Al makes you go on the computer for him. And he is making you download "The History of Dude Ranches" to your PC. At least there's no "Chopsticks" for you to play.

I wish I could watch Al music videos all day long instead of writing my English paper.

Granted, but your banned from the compy and all things Al related forever afterward for failing the class!

I wish I knew why Al would want the entire history of dude ranches downloaded onto WACKA WACKA DOO DOO YEAH's compy... I think...

Granted, but then Al ends up failing his class. On "Dude Ranches" apparently.

I wish Al wouldn't have to take classes on Dude Ranches.