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He forgot his bowling ball.

Why did Al step on the black spotted bobcat?
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Post by barglenawdlezouzman »

because he didn`t want to step on harvey

what would happen if al`s nickname was sir alfred matthew yankovic IV, instead of weird al yankovic
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He'd be King of Lynwood.

Should Al remove the turtle from his trousers?
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Post by barglenawdlezouzman »

only if it has more than 2 heads

what if al had a siamese twin named franko?
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He'd bite Al on the uvula.

How did Al get that monkey in his ear?
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Post by iloveweirdalandqueen »

He shoved up the banana first.

why did Al paint his Hamster purple?
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Post by weirdalfan1000000 »

He was out of pink!




Why does Al need chowder?
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He forgot his drivers license.

Can Al pop the silver balloon with his finger?
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Post by iloveweirdalandqueen »

nope that only works with the purple one.


Why did Al throw a pillow out of the window?
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He forgot his sunscreen.

Should Al make a puppet with a paper bag?
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