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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:00 pm
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but it gets shredded up in the mail. Probably because he also sent a paper shredder along with it.
I wish Al would become a chef. He seems like he could be a great cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:01 pm
by yankochick38
Granted!!
But he gets a job at the Sizzler, and has to put out a grease fire with his face.
I wish that Al wasn't a vegan/vegetarian.
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:06 pm
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, now he's a radioactive hamster from a planet near Mars.
I wish radioactive hamster Al could play the electric guitar.
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:07 pm
by Supermeat2005
Granted, but he can't play it well...
I wish Al would give me an autographed accordion!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:11 pm
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but Al just gave it to you. It was really signed by Larry King.
I wish I had a hamster for a pet.
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm
by yankochick38
never mind
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm
by Supermeat2005
Granted, but it's radioactive and mutates you!
I wish I could go to a Weird Al concert and be front-row center!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:14 pm
by yankochick38
Granted!!
But Al sneaks up right behind you and scares you!
I wish that Al would get a blue accordion!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:16 pm
by Supermeat2005
Granted, but it doesn't work so he never uses it!
I wish Weird Al would start parodying more classic rock!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:30 pm
by louietheweaselfaceddogboy
Granted, but nobody thinks the parodies are funny.
I wish those annoying fashion-obsessed TV networks could agree Al has good style.