Parodies You've Made

thatoneguy · Post by **thatoneguy** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:58 pm

jeffrey @ Mar 8 2005, 03:29 AM wrote: Thanks iisryan27, if that is your real name (suscpicious, stereotypical glance from side to side.)

But really thx. I get made fun of alot at school because I listen to weird al and I write funny songs. People say it's not "real" music. I'm glad to get to share my liking for Weird Al and all things weird here.

Welcome Jeffrey,
I'd like to introduce you to this parody section...my favorite section

You can post written parodies, link to MP3s of your recorded parodies and originals. Some of the musical parodists here are...Me "That One Guy"
Jake Waters, Mad Genius, WeirdoJace, and a few others...
Don't be afraid to post your work here...we won't make fun of you. At least I won't.
- Matt

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:18 pm

Yeah, I just wrote a new parody today. It's of Kelly Clarkson's "Break Away" entitled "Porcelein Friend" Heres the chorus:

I'd clench my cheeks till my bowels were dry,
As it went down, I'd tell the waste goodbye, you gotta
Powersqueeze, wipe yourself, and wash your hands, and flush away."

Hows it sound?

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:12 am

I'm startin to wish Martha Stewart had stayed in jail because I wrote a parody of 50 cents "Disco Inferno" which is called "Biscuits Are Burning"
My parody list is:
She Will be Morphed (parody of She will be loved, this one is about the power rangers)
Come to Neverland Tonight Boy (Play that Funky Music White Boy. Its about u-know-who)
Thrown Far (All-star, it's about getting beaten up)
Just Lose Weight (Just Lose It. It's about Richard Simmons."
Prunes (Drop it Like its Hot. This one is about an old guy in a retirement home rapping)
Shrunken Head (One-two step. You can guess what its about.
I Hurled (My Girl. Hey its an old song but I just couldnt help myself!)
Parking Lot of Burger King (Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Its about eating)
Until Youve met my Wife (Welcome to my life. No Im not married. I just studied my Dad for a while)
Feilds of Grain (Candyshop. Its about the Amish)
The Night I killed Barney (Sweet Home Alabama. Its an old concept but hey, one more shot couldnt hurt..... I hope.)
Repairman (The Robot Dance Song)
Spring Break Days (Sunday Morning. I hate the original song!)
Iv'e got alot of originals too but I wouldn't want to bore you with that.....Not to say that they're boring, just to say.....awww forget it.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:51 am

An Eminem parody about Richard Simmons?

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:03 am

How much of a great music video would that make! I had a couple ideas for one, but even though it'll probably never go anywhere, its always good to dream.
Heres the opening lines to the song
"Come on doughboys, lose that fat
Richard Simmons here with his first new rap.
And I dont mean rap as in a new file
of weight loss programs and 90-day trials...... '

thatoneguy · Post by **thatoneguy** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:59 pm

jeffrey @ Mar 8 2005, 10:18 PM wrote: Yeah, I just wrote a new parody today. It's of Kelly Clarkson's "Break Away" entitled "Porcelein Friend" Heres the chorus:

I'd clench my cheeks till my bowels were dry,
As it went down, I'd tell the waste goodbye, you gotta
Powersqueeze, wipe yourself, and wash your hands, and flush away."

Hows it sound?

That's pretty decent. The only thing I could think of when I heard that song was a parody about farting called Break a Wind...that song is too old now to record a parody though...it would have to be of her new song Since You've Been Gone...I thought about making Since You've Been Blonde...but probably won't get around to that...just an idea.
- Matt

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:53 pm

Since youve been blonde. Thats pretty funny. I can hear it now.
"Since youve been blonde (echo)
Youve not been smart for the first time.....
yeah compared to alot of stuff thats not very good. But I bet yall can think of something better. Its a good concept though.

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:24 am

Oh yeah,
How many people here want to become actual stars of weird music like al or just write parodies as a hobbie? Either way its good, I wanna be a music star kind of like Al but still have my own original image

thatoneguy · Post by **thatoneguy** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:49 pm

I would love to be a parody star. I've been trying since 1996. I've almost made it to Dr. Demento...so close...
You can go to my site Here to learn more about me.
- Matt
P.S. I'm also one of the main "Weird Al" tribute artists. You can go to my Al tribute site Here I've done covers of Al's early work...I'm an accordion player (like him) so I like to imitate his work. I have a cover of My Bologna, School Cafeteria, and others.

jeffrey · Post by **jeffrey** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:31 pm

Thats cool thatoneguy. If you ever get it big and do release some of these songs nationwide, then it will be great for people who couldnt experience the music from Al's younger days. That way Al's legacy will live on for another generation and you will also rise in prominance as well. Overall 110% goodness!